By glocked and goaded - 03/04/2015 18:08 - United States - Sun City

Today, at my cousin's wedding, there was a bouquet toss. I jumped to catch it, only to get knocked down and crushed by a woman twice my size who'd jumped backwards. It still feels like someone shattered my ribs with a sledgehammer. FML
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appletreee 30
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That's why I just step back and watch the crazy ladies fight til their deaths

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Gillett 23
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Should've bit that heifer right in the freaking tenderloin!

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appletreee 30
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That's why I just step back and watch the crazy ladies fight til their deaths

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colinabi 13
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Next time don't go for it if you're that small

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xxlittlemsanime 24
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Didn't OP state that the woman was twice her size? The woman just might've been obese.

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otecasacid 22
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The human sized girls are the ones who will actually get married

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AllieCat21 21
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Really 29? Was that necessary?

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darknut79 17
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He's right, though :^)

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RebeccaRFT 18
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Don't compete in that kind of stuff.

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Gillett 23
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Should've bit that heifer right in the freaking tenderloin!

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thejonac 21
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at least you tried? gws op!

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purpleturtle16 20
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FYL OP.. I sat far away in a corner during a bouquet toss when a bunch of ladies (including 2 of my aunts) were clambering for it! Just sit back and enjoy the show!

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Steffi3 40

But did you catch it?

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p_diddy77 19
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Honestly, I don't quite see a point to bouquet tosses. I'd say it's safe to sit the next one out.

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WasabiG 11

Its believed that whoever catches it will be the next to get married.

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QQMorePlox 18
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I guess it's not your turn yet to get married, sorry OP.

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Stillo 25
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"I came in like a wreeeecking ball"

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False_Stupidity 41
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#11 Wrote this about 47 minutes before you. It's always good to check the comments first.

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