Today, I was told I look like a Simpson. I don't have blond hair, or any of their features, so I asked which one. I was told Homer because we "both could use Weight Watchers and an education." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML
Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML
Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML
Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML
Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML
Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was told that my laugh sounds like Krusty the Clown. It really does. Now I can't unhear it. FML
Today, I was told that I look like a cross between Roger Federer and Neil Patrick Harris. Apparently I have a big forehead and a squished face. FML
Today, once again I was told I looked a bit like Lindsay Lohan. I can't figure out if they mean the young, good looking one, or the current cracked out rehab version. FML
Today, I discovered that I can fit back into the clothes I wore in High School. I was proud of this until my husband told me that I look like a stuffed sausage in them. FML
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saIty 17
Doh!
zombieinahearse 3
"Why you little..." *choke him out*
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MrWhites 3
Ha
HyperBowser1 3
Homer acctualy has an IQ of over 180, but he has a cryon pushed so far up his nose that it hit his brain and disfunctioned his brain, so tecnicaly he does not need an education :P
sillyyanks 24
Nope, but you do.
viper8608 9
*puts on best kelso impression* oh BURRRNNN.
newbiehere99 6
Could've been worse and said you looked like Honey boo boo ...
s810s_waitin 1
My best friend actually looked just like Honey Boo Boo as a baby.....
stummy14 5
I'm pretty sure education has nothing to do with looks which you said he's judging you on. So obviously, he is the one needing education
lululatenight 28
totally <3 the Simpsons, But why do none of them have normal hair?
fudgeimout 2
Did it not strike you that you're probably not yellow either, unless you have jaundice.
ideasrule 13
"or any of the features of them." If you think that's grammatical English, you really do need an education. I'm not a grammar nazi and couldn't care less about minor errors. However, you should at least take care to not demonstrate your stupidity while complaining about others calling you stupid.
hkinney 0
Haha sorry but that's actually so funny
twinkiefeets 17
That's just mean