Today, I was told I look like a Simpson. I don't have blond hair, or any of their features, so I asked which one. I was told Homer because we "both could use Weight Watchers and an education." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML
Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML
Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML
Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML
Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML
Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was told that my laugh sounds like Krusty the Clown. It really does. Now I can't unhear it. FML
Today, I was told that I look like a cross between Roger Federer and Neil Patrick Harris. Apparently I have a big forehead and a squished face. FML
Today, once again I was told I looked a bit like Lindsay Lohan. I can't figure out if they mean the young, good looking one, or the current cracked out rehab version. FML
Today, I discovered that I can fit back into the clothes I wore in High School. I was proud of this until my husband told me that I look like a stuffed sausage in them. FML
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saIty 17
Doh!
zombieinahearse 3
"Why you little..." *choke him out*
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Comments (86)
Evie_fml 14
There are times when you can use disparaging remarks to be witty and times when you should shut your mouth. Unfortunately, some people can't tell which is which. Sorry you met an asshole, OP.
sylar88_fml 1
I like my Homer face, yeah that's what I said. Right where it should be on the front of my head. Double muzzle overbite, two eyes that really bug. These are the components of my homerific mug. D'oh! Oh oh oh. D'oh! Oh oh oh. I'm shaving close, trim hairs from my nose. D'oh! Oh oh oh. D'oh! Oh oh oh. I clean my ears, 'cause that's how I hears. I like my, I like my, I really like my Homer face!
escobar07 10
Isn't homer smart though he works at a power plant
greatfirstdate 18
They could have just as easily compared you to Peter Griffin. Not saying that Family Guy is better than the Simpsons (it's not), but maybe you would look more like him so the similarity would be funnier for them. I don't know. Just an idea...
invadermaythe1st 35
Not all of the Simpsons have blonde hair... In fact, it's only the Simpsons kids who have blonde hair... Besides, if it bothers you that much, loose some weight.
klisterable 18
If I was told I looked like a Simpson, i would just say "Meh."
maddieray26 8
That's hurtful.