By Kyle - 09/11/2012 06:57 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, I was told I look like a Simpson. I don't have blond hair, or any of their features, so I asked which one. I was told Homer because we "both could use Weight Watchers and an education." FML
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zombieinahearse 3

"Why you little..." *choke him out*

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Evie_fml 14

There are times when you can use disparaging remarks to be witty and times when you should shut your mouth. Unfortunately, some people can't tell which is which. Sorry you met an asshole, OP.

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sylar88_fml 1

I like my Homer face, yeah that's what I said. Right where it should be on the front of my head. Double muzzle overbite, two eyes that really bug. These are the components of my homerific mug. D'oh! Oh oh oh. D'oh! Oh oh oh. I'm shaving close, trim hairs from my nose. D'oh! Oh oh oh. D'oh! Oh oh oh. I clean my ears, 'cause that's how I hears. I like my, I like my, I really like my Homer face!

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escobar07 10

Isn't homer smart though he works at a power plant

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greatfirstdate 18

They could have just as easily compared you to Peter Griffin. Not saying that Family Guy is better than the Simpsons (it's not), but maybe you would look more like him so the similarity would be funnier for them. I don't know. Just an idea...

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invadermaythe1st 35

Not all of the Simpsons have blonde hair... In fact, it's only the Simpsons kids who have blonde hair... Besides, if it bothers you that much, loose some weight.

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klisterable 18

If I was told I looked like a Simpson, i would just say "Meh."

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