Today, I was told I look like a Simpson. I don't have blond hair, or any of their features, so I asked which one. I was told Homer because we "both could use Weight Watchers and an education." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML
Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML
Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was told that my laugh sounds like Krusty the Clown. It really does. Now I can't unhear it. FML
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Today, I discovered that I can fit back into the clothes I wore in High School. I was proud of this until my husband told me that I look like a stuffed sausage in them. FML
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saIty 17
Doh!
zombieinahearse 3
"Why you little..." *choke him out*
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Comments (86)
isallwaysme 27
DOH!!
AholeCop 11
Remind them if you lose weight, you won't be able to clog the gas leak.
perdix 31
The same could be said for Jessica. At least they didn't say O. J.
Enslaved 38
Funny because Jessica went to W.W. :P
perdix 31
And she also thought that Chicken of the Sea was chicken.
msjoyfull84 0
And that buffalos don't have wings.
AholeCop 11
Buffalos don't have wings...
Neonemerld 21
You've shattered my hopes and dreams, 45.
doglover100 29
Could've been someone worse.
perdix 31
Like Hitler or Bartman*. *That's not Bart Simpson. Ask a Cubs fan.
Officiency 4
Time to lose weight tubby
THE_A_TEEN 28
Nobody calls me TUBBY! *Beats up Officiency*
Isoldael 27
Hey, not all simpsons have blonde hair!
Albarufus 13
Your spelling is excellent though! :D
Trix_Disorder 20
I'm confused. There weren't any particularly tough words in this FML... were there? Or would a person that could "use an education" just spell everything wrong?
Sai_Run614 7
All work and no play nake homer something something....go crazy?!.
Isoldael 27
If you're going to post quotes that are barely related to the FML, at least get them right.
Neonemerld 21
No TV and no beer make Homer something something... Go crazy? Don't mind if I do! Though it would have been nice if you had gotten it on the first try.
hobgoblin 2
A-HA!
LexieWins 0
(Applauds)
mvc3ftw 17
You could have cone back with,"well if I'm Homer,at least I got a hot wife named marge"*puts on sunglasses* or something to that nature.
mvc3ftw 17
come*