Today, I was told I look like a Simpson. I don't have blond hair, or any of their features, so I asked which one. I was told Homer because we "both could use Weight Watchers and an education." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML
Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML
Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML
Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML
Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML
Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was told that my laugh sounds like Krusty the Clown. It really does. Now I can't unhear it. FML
Today, I was told that I look like a cross between Roger Federer and Neil Patrick Harris. Apparently I have a big forehead and a squished face. FML
Today, once again I was told I looked a bit like Lindsay Lohan. I can't figure out if they mean the young, good looking one, or the current cracked out rehab version. FML
Today, I discovered that I can fit back into the clothes I wore in High School. I was proud of this until my husband told me that I look like a stuffed sausage in them. FML
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saIty 17
Doh!
zombieinahearse 3
"Why you little..." *choke him out*
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Comments (86)
greenie213 23
They could have said, "You look like Kenny!" and then killed you. Look on the bright side of things.
JoeRogansBEARD 15
YOU BASTARDS!!!
planetsmurf 6
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?" Homer simpson
MalloryKnox 8
"I am so smart! *lights high school diploma on fire* I am so smart! S - M - R - T! I mean S - M - A - R - T!"
MrSarary 26
What does weight and education have to do with your looks , sorry that happened to you OP
emilyjgraham 34
weight does play a factor in how you look... and some people find it unappealing unfortunately
KiddNYC1O 22
The Siimpsonssss.
msjoyfull84 0
Op meant Jessica Simpson.
Denomic 9
Well, you also saved a bomb from destroying Springfield.
gracehi 33
I didn't know education was apparent in one's physical appearance. Guess I need to go back to school so I can look educated!
Old_Iron_Sides 6
But not all the simpsons have blonde hair. Marge has giant blue hair, and Homer has black hair...
olpally 33
Shut up Flanders! Lol.
Austyn57 1
people I'm a ducse!!!
newbiehere99 6
O.o