Anonymous
Israel
Today, I was told by my neighbors that my guitar playing sounded a dying cat. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Michael
Kearny, United States
Stahp!
Today, I had to babysit my dying grandmother, so I brought up my guitar. She hadn't said anything to anyone today, and the first thing and only thing she said was, "Stop. Make it stop" to me when I played. FML
anonymous198913
San Francisco, United States
MAKE IT STOP
Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML
cbarebo
United States
Today, I went in my room to play my guitar. I found my Les Paul on the floor with all the strings missing. I later found out my grandma cut them off because I was playing "Devil's Music." FML
jooshuarr
Spain
Today, while tuning my bass guitar, I noticed a very strange screeching sound. I leaned over to look behind the neck. The biggest string snapped off and cut the side of my face. FML
ashleyramsay
Canada
Today, I heard whimpering while I was in my bedroom. Thinking it was my parents doing something nasty, I let them do it and turned on my music. My parents came home from work and I realised they were never home. I went into the room and saw my dead dog laying on the floor. FML
Anonymous
Iola, United States
Today, a week after moving into my new house, I'm seriously considering suing the previous occupant. He failed to mention how the neighbor has his own band and rehearses every other day until 2am. Their music is so bad, it sounds like the wailing of a cat being tortured to death. FML
Anonymous
Shingle Springs, United States
Hotwife and blues lawyer
Today, I have a new guitar on its way. I forgot to make up a story, so now my wife won't be happy. FML
peopleinthepark
United States
Today, it was beautiful out. I decided to play guitar at the park near my house. I left my guitar case open, asking not for money but for feedback. I got two pieces of paper with feedback: 1) You're fat. 2) Get a life. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML
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DocBastard 40
**** your neighbors and turn it up to 11.
randiZ25 0
No body starts out amazing OP =)
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NishayB12 0
Nice English *sarcastic*
ImAGenericBunny 0
To all of you who thinks that metal isn't music and that it doesn't require talents. Listen to the band "Atheist" and if you have the guts to say they don't have any talents, you're a ******* ignorant bastard. You might not like their songs, no shock to that. Not everyone likes the same band, but you can still acknowledge their talent instruments wise. Vocals in this band isn't something that stands out for this group. Now with the band "Death". It's another metal band, a great one at that. They're pretty much like Atheist but with a better vocalist and better lyrics. Don't tell me their lyrics are generic and retarded. You might say "But they're both Death Metal bands and not screamo." Ok, I'll name a screamo band. "The Fall of Troy." Some might say they aren't screamo, but it's hard to classify them in a genre. They're talents it outstanding. I don't even know how the singer can play those riffs at the same time. It's mind blowing. And again, their lyrics aren't stupid.
EvilDave 13
Learn to play, and learn what music is supposed to sound like.
munkee_6669 0
I feel like posting some guitar lessons on YouTube now
goyuckforself 0
Dying cats make no noise. And if you tell them that next time, it'll prolly freak them out that you know that and they might keep their traps shut in the future. (I could easily go for the "Take lessons" comment but it's about as easy as the iPad - tampon jokes, too obvious).
goyuckforself 0
Wow people get pissy when you aren't the exact same as them huh?
hosscat74 0
phish is still the best musically talented wise. maybe not vocals but they can play the hell outta their respected instruments.
csimpson1990 4
@ glowstixx_, guitar is not easy at all. i took lessons and theres still so much for me to learn.
Mister_Grinch 0
I'd rather listen to the TROLOLOLOLOLO guy on repeat for 5 hours than any metalhead pathetic screamo meaningful shit.
jazziness 12
lol