Transportation: Today, I was the weird girl on the city bus who falls asleep...

By pyrogypsy - 24/10/2014 01:05 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was the weird girl on the city bus who falls asleep then makes a loud, weird noise and wakes herself up. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2014 15:33 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML

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By "AdorableDoxie" - 17/12/2018 22:00

Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2021 22:01

Today, I was in a bus headed to another city and fell asleep as did everyone else. I must've woken up last, because I half-snorted as I woke up and everybody heard. Now we’re on a coffee break and I can see them all snicker about it outside. FML

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By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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By Around - 23/05/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, after doing a graveyard shift at work, I took the bus home. I fell asleep on the way and woke up 25 miles away from my bus stop. I took another bus heading back and couldn't stay awake. I then woke up where I started from. FML

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By meteorbabe0101 - 14/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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By feltuponthe69 - 08/07/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep on the bus and when I woke up, I found out that I missed my stop by ten stops and I was on the last bus of the night. And, to make matters worse, a drunk hobo was sitting next to me with a beer in one hand and was rubbing my leg with the other. FML

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By Nat3_2020 - 27/01/2015 14:02 - United States

Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML

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By snoozlagist - 30/10/2010 04:52 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML

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By embarassed - 21/04/2011 03:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML

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Friday 24 October 2014 8:41

Are you a movie star?

ohhhhhjenni 16

Friday 24 October 2014 8:44

I think I saw you!

Comments

guitar93cd 8

Friday 24 October 2014 14:35

lol, I know how that feels I've done it in the middle of class. It sucks ?

WasabiMars 21

Friday 24 October 2014 18:22

This has to be somewhere in youtube.

orbit 22

Friday 24 October 2014 19:24

Cool I'm going to go look for it. Wait...how do I get into YouTube guys?

pyrogypsy 9

Saturday 25 October 2014 5:18

****

itcomesinthrees 10

Saturday 25 October 2014 1:16

I'm the weird girl who does this on airplanes. Once I was jolted awake when we hit a patch of turbulence and I screamed "****" so loud everyone on the plane heard. I also talk in my sleep so I'm sure there were other hilarious moments I'm unaware of.

sonnyrosa 32

Saturday 25 October 2014 20:26

Ohmygosh, I laughed so hard at this, only because I know EXACTLY what that weird sound is... I've made it a couple of times while on the bus or a plane. I think this is a great story. I'd be friends with a person who told this story about him/her self. Own it. Be weird. You're more interesting and awesome that way :P

The_Burrito_Guy 6

Sunday 26 October 2014 0:06

At least you didn't do that in a dead quiet class

nickmc1138 2

Sunday 26 October 2014 6:08

Ever wake up feeling like your falling?

fukyew2 2

Thursday 30 October 2014 16:22

Haha you too???? At least you don't moan when you do it. FML

30Jenna 6

Thursday 30 October 2014 17:26

oh my god.... I'm glad its not just me :'D

Bloodshot21 9

Tuesday 9 August 2016 7:44

I've done that except it was during exams. I got done early and sat in a corner and drifted until I let out a signature groan and woke myself up. The whole class lost it