Today, I was the weird girl on the city bus who falls asleep then makes a loud, weird noise and wakes herself up. FML
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Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
Today, I was in a bus headed to another city and fell asleep as did everyone else. I must've woken up last, because I half-snorted as I woke up and everybody heard. Now we’re on a coffee break and I can see them all snicker about it outside. FML
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus after a long day. I woke up to the driver nudging me, saying, "End of the line, mate." I had no idea where I was, and it was raining. FML
Today, after doing a graveyard shift at work, I took the bus home. I fell asleep on the way and woke up 25 miles away from my bus stop. I took another bus heading back and couldn't stay awake. I then woke up where I started from. FML
Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus and when I woke up, I found out that I missed my stop by ten stops and I was on the last bus of the night. And, to make matters worse, a drunk hobo was sitting next to me with a beer in one hand and was rubbing my leg with the other. FML
Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML
Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML
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james98e 15
Are you a movie star?
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Comments (51)
guitar93cd 8
lol, I know how that feels I've done it in the middle of class. It sucks ?
WasabiMars 21
This has to be somewhere in youtube.
orbit 22
Cool I'm going to go look for it. Wait...how do I get into YouTube guys?
pyrogypsy 9
****
itcomesinthrees 10
I'm the weird girl who does this on airplanes. Once I was jolted awake when we hit a patch of turbulence and I screamed "****" so loud everyone on the plane heard. I also talk in my sleep so I'm sure there were other hilarious moments I'm unaware of.
sonnyrosa 32
Ohmygosh, I laughed so hard at this, only because I know EXACTLY what that weird sound is... I've made it a couple of times while on the bus or a plane. I think this is a great story. I'd be friends with a person who told this story about him/her self. Own it. Be weird. You're more interesting and awesome that way :P
The_Burrito_Guy 6
At least you didn't do that in a dead quiet class
nickmc1138 2
Ever wake up feeling like your falling?
fukyew2 2
Haha you too???? At least you don't moan when you do it. FML
30Jenna 6
oh my god.... I'm glad its not just me :'D
Bloodshot21 9
I've done that except it was during exams. I got done early and sat in a corner and drifted until I let out a signature groan and woke myself up. The whole class lost it
404wan 19
dont Worry about it, my dad used to fall asleep on the couch all the time and snore himself awake... it's hilarious