Transportation, Travel, Embarrassing, Sleep and Awkward: Ticket to ride - FML

Ticket to ride

By Anonymous - 25/08/2021 22:01

Today, I was in a bus headed to another city and fell asleep as did everyone else. I must've woken up last, because I half-snorted as I woke up and everybody heard. Now we’re on a coffee break and I can see them all snicker about it outside. FML

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jombeewoof 4

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Wednesday 25 August 2021 22:50

I promise you, not a single person other than you even remembers it. It was probably funny for 8 seconds and then they moved on with their lives.

randybryant799 20

Wednesday 25 August 2021 23:00

how do you know what they're laughing about outside? I think you think you're way more interesting than you are. Most people really don't care.

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RichardPencil 30

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Wednesday 25 August 2021 22:14

They must be hard up for entertainment is a half-snort is the topic of so much hilarity. Imagine if you let out a full snort! You'd practically be Kevin Hart!

jombeewoof 4

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Wednesday 25 August 2021 22:50

I promise you, not a single person other than you even remembers it. It was probably funny for 8 seconds and then they moved on with their lives.

randybryant799 20

Wednesday 25 August 2021 23:00

how do you know what they're laughing about outside? I think you think you're way more interesting than you are. Most people really don't care.

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