By Alexismaria - 23/10/2014 20:05 - United States

Today, I walked into the kitchen at the exact moment my uncle decided to bend over in short shorts. Apparently, his ballsack decided it needed extra room, because it dangled out of his pant leg. FML
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23lf 16

Wash your eyes out with battery acid.

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nothing92x 13

Worst ad ever. "Who wears short sho- OH GOD NO THEY ARE NOT FOR YOU!!!!"

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23lf 16

Wash your eyes out with battery acid.

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nothing92x 13

I thought you had to use bleach to wash your eyes out.

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sarah5745 41

Same effect though

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sayyestothedress 24

#1 I suggest REAL acid!

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noah_1234 24

im sure he's going to go with mine which is sucking the eyeballs out with a vacuum.

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Kyle1dc 17

but your mind's eye will never be clean again...

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doctorhook86 24

#24: Just so you know for the future, battery acid is "REAL" acid. There are many, many kinds of real acid.

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Eyeslick 33

Don't forget the brain bleach!

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Geeve95 11

Washing your eyes out won't do anything. The memory will remain inside your brain. You've seen what they look like. If only you could go back in time to warn yourself from that moment.

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jake238 9

I feel like washing ur eye out with battery acid would be worse than seeing ur uncles balls

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sockoiid 13

You should go back in time and punch yourself in the face. 100% forget guarantee!

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Ichiya 29

1/2 cup bleach + 1 cup ammonia = no memory.

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LocsOn 13

bendova make ya knees touch ya elbows!!

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incoherentrmblr 21

Talk about playing peekaboo...

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sarah5745 41

A bit too late for that!

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orbit 22

Serves op right. They should have gotten their uncle longer shorts for Christmas.

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Alexismaria 15

Op here, and shit. He just moved in with us it isn't Christmas yet.

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orbit 22

Any chance his birthday is??

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brivielle 15

Wow he's got balls wearing short shorts around the house. Now even after he's gone you'll always remember his balls. Men In Black would come in handy here.

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christina3466 17

Sounds like Bad Grandpa except it's real this time...

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MrSassypants 32

Bad Uncle Grandpa? But seriously.... that show is bad.

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schhichick 14

Sounds like he guest starred as Phoebe Buffay's boyfriend

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nothing92x 13

Worst ad ever. "Who wears short sho- OH GOD NO THEY ARE NOT FOR YOU!!!!"

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devildog562 33

Billy Madison !! Classic. "I can see his balls."

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schhichick 14

Gunther classic, "Put the mouse back in the house."

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TheCO 5

sounds like a hairy situation

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nothing92x 13

What if he was smooth?

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Flaming_Pandas 15

*downvoted into the depths of hell*

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Geeve95 11

Down vote for shitty over used pun Down vote for not helping Up vote for trying.

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expertsmilee 26

I just picture the balls hanging out yelling "freedom!".

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junkman6 22

"Are you not entertained!!!" For some reason that's what I imagine them yelling as they triumphantly escape short short captivity.

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RJKomo12 4

Just imagine the illustration for this FML...on second thought maybe you shouldn't!

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junkman6 22

So my warped mind is at it again... I'm imagining the right nut and the left nut battling it out in legionnaire armor as they fight for the ever closing gap of light to escape the depths of short short prison. I'm talking gladius' and shields Sparta kicks and screaming. Yes my mind is a dangerous place. And I'm thinking about an old mans nuts going gladiator with eachother....

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sdlr32787 18

THE GOAT!!!!

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False_Stupidity 41

Yes? What about goats?

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RusticChick 27

I can say that I have experienced this, personally. The guy was damn near 60 years old. I know you understand when I say scarred for life. I know the feels, OP, unfortunately..

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RedPillSucks 31

Oh, that was you? Sorry, but I hurried to put something on so I could go outside and get the paper. Had you looked a bit longer you would have seen the glorious result that split pants reveal

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Wizardo 33

10m of mental floss, stat!

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