Today, I was the weird girl on the city bus who falls asleep then makes a loud, weird noise and wakes herself up. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
Today, I was in a bus headed to another city and fell asleep as did everyone else. I must've woken up last, because I half-snorted as I woke up and everybody heard. Now we’re on a coffee break and I can see them all snicker about it outside. FML
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus after a long day. I woke up to the driver nudging me, saying, "End of the line, mate." I had no idea where I was, and it was raining. FML
Today, after doing a graveyard shift at work, I took the bus home. I fell asleep on the way and woke up 25 miles away from my bus stop. I took another bus heading back and couldn't stay awake. I then woke up where I started from. FML
Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus and when I woke up, I found out that I missed my stop by ten stops and I was on the last bus of the night. And, to make matters worse, a drunk hobo was sitting next to me with a beer in one hand and was rubbing my leg with the other. FML
Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML
Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML
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james98e 15
Are you a movie star?
ohhhhhjenni 16
I think I saw you!
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Comments (51)
ihavenolifehaha 16
Don't sleep then lol
Geeve95 11
Don't make a comment then lol.
ihavenolifehaha 16
Why would I listen to someone like you aha
brivielle 15
#27 Because you have no life. #yourname
ihavenolifehaha 16
#okay
Mauskau 36
I've done that, and in class, and once again at work (I was incredibly tired). Oh and when I've stayed round other people's houses XD
Geeve95 11
Good for yooouuu! ?
brendejafulable 41
snore? fart?.. kind of a weird way to leave a cliffhanger.
pyrogypsy 9
No it was like talking in my sleep but just made a noise instead of a word...
SweetasCandy0609 28
it happens to the best of us don't worry about it to much OP you might not even see those people ever again so who cares what they think.
brivielle 15
I think one of those people may have commented here.
worldclassrager 41
I know a few people have woken themselves up from sleep talking...just think about Freddy Kruger that will keep you awake
Soundslikeothers 15
oh my God, that was you!
DaBlacky 31
Good to know I'm not the only one...
mosquito19 14
that's not weird at all. everyone does that.
ostfaiz 18
Not weird at all, it happens with all of us in some way
schhichick 14
Honk Shuuuu