Today, I was telling my friend about how my boyfriend never does anything nice for me. Confused, she replied, "That's odd, he's always doing nice things for me." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, I decided to be extra nice to my girlfriend by washing all the dishes and folding all the clothes. She thought I was being "too nice" and hypothesized that I was cheating on her. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend is so seldom romantic that it actually makes me uncomfortable when he says something cute. FML
Today, I was talking with my friend-turned boyfriend and cutely told him that I could no longer remember all the things that he used to do that bothered me. He told me he could remember every one of mine and listed them all off for me. FML
Today, I was feeling really down and my boyfriend refused to be there for me. It’s funny because a couple of months ago he was going through the same thing and I did everything I could to comfort him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he becomes a boring version of himself whenever we are together. FML
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML
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venusvsmars 2
maybe you don't do anything nice for him
miss_la_rue 6
I get the feeling your friend isn't actually confused, but is trying to *nicely* point out that your boyfriend IS nice, and you're just ungrateful. This isn't really an FML except for the part where the OP is confused and spoiled.
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Comments (198)
machiko_fml 0
Try being a little nicer... and just be grateful he's nice enough to stay with you.
drferg 0
wow we have the same birthday cept I'm a year older than u btw op kikc her ass then kick his ass
GrEaT_BaMbInO 0
I wish more girls had your attitude in the states. lol. j/k
machiko_fml 0
87, I love your piercings. :3
Rob207 3
maybe next time u'll do anal
hd9280 0
yea give em ur brown hole. lol. he'll be nicer.
I_Killed_Death 0
maybe u should treat him nice tonight ;)
Xavi89 0
haha
shadyecko 0
Chuck Norris taught me sex ed o_o
awesomesauce8 0
hint hint....HINT HINT...
sculp91 0
aw man
jennasayhella 3
ahhh I love yhur profile picture! Hug bieber<3
like_its_ya_bday 0
lmao same thing happened to someone I know but the other girl was her sister..
Mclovin_95 0
ahah i think u should dump his ass xDlol
roobear 2
It's most likely a matter of perspective. To her friend, the boyfriend doing very small things occasionally could be "always doing nice things for her" like picking up a burrito from taco bell, or holding the bucket while they vomit. To the girlfriend, these things are not going to be considered "doing nice things for her". It's entirely that the OP is an ungrateful b*tch. Or, it's entirely possible the boyfriend is fooling around. Unfortunately, there's just not enough information.
DerFuhrer33 0
Wow maybe he's being mean to you because he likes you? Like when a boy pulls a girls hair in grade school. But seriously somethings going on. Don't fml it yet...wait to post "Today, I saw my boyfriend going down on my best friend. On my bed. FML."