Today, I was telling my friend about how my boyfriend never does anything nice for me. Confused, she replied, "That's odd, he's always doing nice things for me." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, I decided to be extra nice to my girlfriend by washing all the dishes and folding all the clothes. She thought I was being "too nice" and hypothesized that I was cheating on her. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend is so seldom romantic that it actually makes me uncomfortable when he says something cute. FML
Today, I was talking with my friend-turned boyfriend and cutely told him that I could no longer remember all the things that he used to do that bothered me. He told me he could remember every one of mine and listed them all off for me. FML
Today, I was feeling really down and my boyfriend refused to be there for me. It’s funny because a couple of months ago he was going through the same thing and I did everything I could to comfort him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he becomes a boring version of himself whenever we are together. FML
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML
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Top comments
venusvsmars 2
maybe you don't do anything nice for him
miss_la_rue 6
I get the feeling your friend isn't actually confused, but is trying to *nicely* point out that your boyfriend IS nice, and you're just ungrateful. This isn't really an FML except for the part where the OP is confused and spoiled.
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Comments (198)
mackmillydilly 0
This might be a warning flag OP.. lol
WiseGuy79 14
Clearly your friend is better in bed than you lol
gibby1235 6
ha ha. nice
SmallTownCutie 0
18 ftw
SunshineBoy21 0
18 wins this round.
Annihilator 0
Not necessarily, maybe he likes the other one more for other reasons. It's not always about how good a women is in bed. I'm guessing that your first girlfriend broke up with you because your selfishness. Luckily, you managed to have your own family. ☆*:.(≧#①⑧≦).:*☆
Senseless_487 29
And the award for the biggest punchline assassin goes to…
h2opoloplaya 0
I don't think this is so bad. she could just be saying that he is nice to her not in a bad way
briannacyrus 0
Practice more, bitch less. and make lots of sandwiches.
vatermelonpower 0
wonder what those THINGS are
SmallTownCutie 0
that's what she said(;
XxMidnightReader 0
hi i love you. :D
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for having a crappy boyfriend. YDI for confusing your friend. YDI for driving him into her arms. YDI for being a spoiled whiner.
FFML_314 12
OMG! Am I seeing a ghost?
Trollz4daLULZ 2
yes. boo.
FFML_314 12
*Puts head down* Damn! I was hoping you were my old buddy. *Pushes you off a ledge* Wait, you can't die when you're already dead, can you?
Trollz4daLULZ 2
It's the real me. The zookeepers released me back into the wild, so I get interweb cyberaccess a lot less than I used to. Crap, no more litanies of YDIs from me. THAT'S why I was banned. Oh well. Back to the drawing board for a new schtick.
starile 20
SERIOUSLY, daaaang, trollz, it's been a while! Though honestly I was glad you got banned for that shit, but strangely enough it's good to see you again. You've never met me.
FFML_314 12
I'm not thinking he wants to meet you.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Anyone who was glad I got banned can suck my 5-foot giraffe dong. Including myself, since I can reach!
FFML_314 12
What about the people that weren't glad you were banned? Can we watch?
Iissosmart 5
I find it funny how there are "famous" people that everyone knows on here. For example, I know who FFML and trollz are.
FFML_314 12
You said it, not me. :P I'm not "famous" I just comment a lot.
FFML_314 12
iicaptain, my love for you is endless! You can have my autograph AND a kiss.
Iissosmart 5
haha
5t3ff1k4h 47
Bow chicka wow wow...
FFML_314 12
*Brown chicken brown cow
starile 20
110-- I'll pass, I guess you're just too tall :/ But you can go right ahead, if you want. I'll leave that up to you.
debbiess 0
I've missed you Trollz4dalulz!!!! I was so sad when your giant self got banned :[ I love you :] welcome back!
Trollz4daLULZ 2
I missed video games.
Juneyah1017 9
maybe!!!!!! the friend is the sibling if the boyfriend? you never know. however, if not then your stupid.
Ariasmake_1 0
be nicer to your boyfriend op
craphappened 4
>:( bite him. Get your friend to help u get gifts from him then.