Today, I was telling my entire cocktail party about the time I accidentally flashed my volleyball team at a pool party. While trying to demonstrate how it happened, I accidentally pulled my dress down and flashed everyone again. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, a new session started for my swimming squad. I walked down to the pool, tripped over a stray equipment bag, and belly-flopped into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothed. I'm the coach. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML
Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML
Today, I went commando for the first time at school. It went really well until gym class, when I got distracted and changed like I normally do. I didn’t realize my mistake until my friends started laughing. I accidentally stripped in front of my whole class. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
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SKRules 0
When explaining embarrassing things, demonstrations are never a good idea.
IgniteMe28 0
Pics or it didn't happen.
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Comments (70)
FarSide 23
You are the 1st New Jersey woman who ever made an excuse for dropping her laundry....
wordgirl 0
Heehee. Were you looking for your juicehead-guido at that party?
little_otter 0
you "accidentally" pulled your dress down. You sound like on of those dumb ****** who blames all of their trashy actions on getting drunk, in the hopes that you can behave like a ***** without being labeled as one. Which you are, by the way. you're probably fat, too.
CynicComedian 2
Are you hot?
lamenessabounds 0
Jersey.....go figure.....
wowness565 0
Ydi
humorizer 14
What is? You're supposed to note what a pronoun is referring to prior to using said pronoun. Oh wait, I mean, "It's called learn2 use pronouns properly". I think you should understand that.
taytay09 0
sounds like someone's an attention ***** & ****.... no one "accidentally pulls their dress down".
Morphs 0
Only in america..
eighty_five 0
You say that like it's a bad thing.
SweetPotatoVines 0
YDI for being a *****