Today, I was telling my entire cocktail party about the time I accidentally flashed my volleyball team at a pool party. While trying to demonstrate how it happened, I accidentally pulled my dress down and flashed everyone again. FML
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Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, a new session started for my swimming squad. I walked down to the pool, tripped over a stray equipment bag, and belly-flopped into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothed. I'm the coach. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML
Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML
Today, I went commando for the first time at school. It went really well until gym class, when I got distracted and changed like I normally do. I didn’t realize my mistake until my friends started laughing. I accidentally stripped in front of my whole class. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
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Top comments
SKRules 0
When explaining embarrassing things, demonstrations are never a good idea.
IgniteMe28 0
Pics or it didn't happen.
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Comments (70)
TheOtherNewest1 6
Hey, guys, one time, I flashed my volleyball team. Wanna see EXACTLY how it happened? I'll demonstrate! Oh shit! I flashed everyone...again...who could've possibly seen that coming! YDI.
psychoxxxinvader 3
That sounds like something I'd see on some stupid MTV show. You're an idiot for "demonstrating". YDI.
joannabanana1 0
You know you're from New Jersey when....
devildog42787 0
I bet your the same type of girl who gets caught cheating and it was an "accident" you slipped and fell on the guys dick while demonstrating how you have sex
greedyDEADsoul 0
pics or it never happened
CallMeHush 1
The difference between Jersey girls and trash? Trash gets picked up.
kellandj2019 7
I laughed so hard when I read this
jpest17 5
hey can we meet in person and you can telle that story some time ;)
blastvortex 4
If it matters so much, then quit being a boob, OP.
foxtrot_uniform 0
i don't know whether to feel sorry for you or laugh at your stupidity. i did the same this once, i dropped a sewing machine on my foot in class, and while demonstrating how it happened to my friends, i did it again... but body part ones are gross. pain is amusing, anything sexual is.... bleurgh.
AgeOfAquariusss 7
Once a flasher, always a flasher :P