Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML
Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML
Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, I've been into this guy at work forever, and we've been flirting more and more lately. Today he came up behind me, but I didn't see him. He said "Hi!" and scared me so bad that I farted. FML
Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
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JessTrek 0
You laughed? Way to make him feel bad. YDI.
DeadMansCrack 4
Your name is ECullen? Oh, for God's sake, you definitely deserved this one.
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Comments (220)
wildabeast 0
wow, I hate people who cant take compliments
thisisausername 0
YDI for laughing and having the username ECullen.
chinkeyxsmile 0
haha the ecullen username is kinda lame but its ok we all have our dorky sides. and some ppl laugh when theyre nervous, and everybody farts. better luck next time
DS1_fml 0
YDI for laughing. Stupid girls always do shit like that when somebody calls them pretty.
Draq 1
Twilight sucks. Just because you enjoy something doesn't mean it isn't complete and utter garbage. I like hot dogs. Does that make hot dogs good? Hell no, they're a terrible food forged of slaughterhouse scrapings and occult rites. Same with Twilight.
mellowyellowww 0
karma. that's what you get for being rude and laughing at a compliment! or were you laughing AT HIM because he's not edward and he's not gooood enough for you??? ughhhh. i hope not.
sportsnut 0
just wait until you two are getting in on and some air gets all jammed in your vag...THATS going to be nice and loud when in comes out...happened to my GF once, i laughed my ass, she was pissed and i didnt get laid for about three weeks
juicyfruit23 0
i dont get the whole laughing hard thing... you liked him... this is stupid... you probably made it up...or you're just an idiot
ChelseaChops 1
You deserve it. For liking Twilight. Did your gorgeous crush say he still loved you regardless and sweep you off your feel to let you have his half vampire baby? No. He didn't. Because IRL blows, eh? ******* Twitards.
ZDrache 0
Personally, I'd find that adorable.