Miscellaneous: Today, I was talking to my mom about who I wanted to ask to prom....

By Tony - 09/03/2009 21:02 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom about who I wanted to ask to prom. I told her the names of the girls I was thinking of asking and she replied, "They'll say no, but you can always go with one of your cousins." FML

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By rejected - 28/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said "Well, you could always ask me." I then said "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was "Nope...now that's 8!" FML

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Under pressure

By No Pressure - 06/07/2022 04:00

Today, my mom asked me out of the blue if I was ever going to consider getting married. It wasn't until after the conversation ended that I remembered my siblings are all either single like I am, or incapable of having children. I am my mother's last hope of becoming a grandma, and she reminds me all the time. FML

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By oicwydt - 31/01/2009 23:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML

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Romance in Appalachia

By HereWeGoAgain - 22/09/2017 13:00

Today, my mother beamingly asked for my opinion on her wedding dress. She is engaged to her cousin. Conveniently, they already have the same last name. FML

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By Omydayz - 29/03/2016 23:03 - United States - Fremont

Today, after telling a friend I was contemplating asking a girl to prom, my friend took my phone, told me to have some balls, and texted the girl asking her to prom. She said no, because I asked her over text instead of in person. She refuses to believe I didn't send the text. FML

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Unexpected

By bruh - 28/03/2017 20:00

Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML

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By anonymous - 20/04/2016 03:09 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I asked a short girl to prom by making a "You must be this tall to say no" sign. She grabbed a chair, stood on it, and then said no. FML

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Keeping it in the family

By Anonymous - 12/10/2021 15:01 - Jordan - Amman

Today, my dad tried to hook me up with someone. It wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't my cousin. FML

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By Kaeyne - 24/03/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML

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By livay315 - 08/04/2009 20:08 - United States

Today, my daughter's school was putting on a fashion show for charity and all the kids were supposed to ask their mothers to be in it. I asked my daughter about it and she said, "Well, I was going to ask you, but they said to only "ask all of your beautiful mommies." FML

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aztec37 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 1:59

dancing isn't incest.

Gringo_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 1:58

Incest: Fun for all the family ;)

Comments

jdelliot24 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 2:46

i'd go to prom with you!

lolol182 4

Tuesday 10 March 2009 2:46

WINCEST is best!

Kingrayer 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 3:01

hey, whatever your mothers into

never_accepted 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 3:44

inbreeding makes you dumb, huh? jk i hope you find a prom date.

Amkii 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 3:46

Annnnnd welcome to Kentucky! 4 million people, 4 last names.

voulez_vous 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 4:07

Hahah awww. =]

jesusjr 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 5:00

On the bright side, incest is best put your cousin to the test!

Tehalon 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 8:17

Dating your cousin is wrong on so many levels o_o

hurrdurr 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 8:19

Incest is only wrong if you get her pregnant. So give her one for all of us pal! We are behind you 100%!

MasaMushia 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 11:29

Well, that's the first time i've ever seen a mother promote incest. You should feel proud!

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