FML : Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided...

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Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Kaeyne - / Tuesday 24 March 2009 15:41 / United States

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By neonoodle | 0

#55691 - Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:08

what a bastard.

By fosizzlemynizzlE | 0

#55695 - Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:09

wow, what a dick.
that sucks dude...

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By neonoodle | 0

#55691 - Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:08

what a bastard.

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DearLar | 0

#1285376 - Sunday 22 August 2010 17:27

WTF

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ky765 | 0

#2499588 - Friday 13 May 2011 0:02

agreed

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TheBitchOfChuckN | 7

#3122808 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 2:45

HEY EVERYONE, Calm the vagina waffles down. This is a stort story. Are we even sure OP's friend knew?
OP: Sucks to be you. Hey, There are many fish in the sea, It's just that some of them may be sharks! Sorry Bro.

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angeluv_2014 | 22

#5115340 - Sunday 4 November 2012 20:34

WTF is a vagina waffle? Just STFU.

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Onoconah | 11

#6438352 - Sunday 18 October 2015 12:15

give it about 10 years or so and Fuck his wife.. even Steven

By fosizzlemynizzlE | 0

#55695 - Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:09

wow, what a dick.
that sucks dude...

By Jasper_fml | 0

#55696 - Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:09

poor you.
he's an asshole.

By xgbladerryo | 0

#55703 - Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:10

What a douche.

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Alexxx125 | 0

#1762695 - Sunday 28 November 2010 8:59

true

By neveion | 0

#55705 - Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:10

haha - hes a dick. Next time, just ask her as soon as you see her instead of all that distracting and waiting jazz..

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ThisIsDCG | 7

#4751615 - Monday 30 July 2012 13:56

Next time??

By woojaekeem | 0

#55714 - Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:11

Get that punk back.

By robotfrank | 0

#55717 - Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:12

i'd punch that friend in the face.

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PugDelatorre | 11

#5916788 - Wednesday 16 April 2014 23:13

Not much of a friend of now.

By Delt88 | 0

#55718 - Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:12

dump that friend

By Erinx3 | 0

#55720 - Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:13

Your friends a dick. I'd say drop him, lol. Not much of a 'friend.' Next time, ASK HER. (:
And tell her he has herpes. :)

By JackTheRipper_fml | 0

#55721 - Tuesday 24 March 2009 20:13

don't ever trust your best friends when it comes to thing like this

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