Work, Transportation and Awkward: Teambuilding - FML

Teambuilding

By Anonymous - 30/10/2022 10:00 - Thailand - Bangkok

Today, my team and I were given the options to travel together by company bus, or self-drive to a company outing. We all chose to self-drive. Our boss got extremely mad and said we had no team spirit. FML

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Sunday 30 October 2022 11:21

you all are probably the 1st to bitch about air pollution and global warming but given the chance to cut down on some of that, you all chose to drive and add to it... hypocrites

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