Love and Transportation: Today, I was lost on a dirt road when it started raining and...

By bent & broken - 24/08/2018 16:30 - United States - Hot Springs Village

Today, I was lost on a dirt road when it started raining and I got stuck in the mud, so I walked 5 miles to a farm. They brought their tractor and pulled me out, but then my key broke off in the ignition. It's my birthday and I can't get home for the party my wife planned. FML

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Stuck

By muddygal - 25/06/2011 19:10 - United States

Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML

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By poisongrl - 06/09/2011 22:53 - Macedonia

Today, it's my birthday. My dad came to pick me up, but after I had put my backpack in the back seat and closed the car door, he drove off without me. It started to rain, and I was without my phone or wallet. FML

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The AAA gone rural

By Anonymous - 02/02/2023 04:00

Today, my truck broke down in the middle of nowhere, and the only help available was a farmer with a mule. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2012 07:29 - United States - Brockton

Today, I got a flat tire. The spare was also flat, so I had no other choice but to walk home. I got to my house and realized I'd left the front door key and garage clicker in my car 5 miles away. FML

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Pile up

By neverforgetyourphone - 05/03/2015 01:18 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I got into an accident. As I was talking to a police officer about what happened, the tow truck driver managed to take my car and drive away, leaving me with no phone or wallet. I just spent an hour walking home in a hail storm. FML

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By Somekindofcaleb - 11/09/2017 01:30

Today, my car died after I got off work at 1am. All of my coworkers had already left and nobody could come out to jump my car. I had to walk the 3 miles home in a torrential downpour. FML

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Let's offroad!

By Anonymous - 07/12/2023 15:00 - Australia

Today, my GPS led me to a "shortcut" that took me through a winding dirt road in the middle of nowhere. My car got stuck in the mud, and the tow truck driver told me I was the third person he's pulled out this week from the same "shortcut." FML

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By Phil - 30/11/2018 08:00 - United States - Plain City

Today, I was driving slightly off road for work to clean a well. I didn't want to get my boots muddy by walking the last 20 ft through mud, so I tried to drive through. I spent the next four hours on hands and knees digging my way out. FML

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Never forget

By Anonymous - 02/12/2021 09:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML

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By Gimmie a spare - 19/04/2016 20:45 - United States - Memphis

Today, as usual, I went to pick up my brother and sister from school in the rain. When we got to my truck, I realized I had locked us out. We had to walk home in the rain, only to find the spare house key had not been put back in its spot since the last time it was used. FML

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MannyWasHere 12

Saturday 25 August 2018 2:39

As long as you made it back in time for the after party with your wife, I’d call it a good day.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 24 August 2018 23:58

Get the farmer to take you home. You may have just invented Uber Tractor — like Uber Black except with a Green Acres feel.

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 24 August 2018 23:58

Get the farmer to take you home. You may have just invented Uber Tractor — like Uber Black except with a Green Acres feel.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 25 August 2018 0:33

SatNav: "Turn right." OP: "Okay." *gets stuck in mud* "What the hell?" SatNav: "Sucker."

MannyWasHere 12

Saturday 25 August 2018 2:39

As long as you made it back in time for the after party with your wife, I’d call it a good day.

real life problems 26

Saturday 25 August 2018 3:30

Should have dropped the lift gate, opened a beer and have a redneck party

darkshadus 10

Saturday 25 August 2018 13:12

Nobody could come and get you? Then that party wasn't for you anyway

pjsr 32

Saturday 25 August 2018 21:09

Is this true? Or were you drinking at a woman’s house with her topless in the pool?

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