incest is best!

there is a capital F in family.

Worked for your mum, might work for you?

Incest: Fun for all the family ;)

wht is incest?

Is it just me, or is there a lot of moms on FML who should have had their kids taken away from them by social services a long time ago?

dancing isn't incest.

Don't listen to your Mom. There's plenty of girls to ask for prom. ;)

A family that F's together stays together.

aww thats so sad. ask people until they say yes! it seems quite awkward to go with a couuisn.

i'm sure you'll find someone. a junior, at least. a sophomore and even a freshman would be willing to go with the geekiest senior. no offense. but cheer up. you'll find a date somehow. =]

awww you should get a really hot date and show your mom off!

dang she could have at least offered a friend of the family

#8, I hope you didn't mean to word it that way....