Kids: Today, my daughter's school was putting on a fashion show for...

By livay315 - 08/04/2009 20:08 - United States

Today, my daughter's school was putting on a fashion show for charity and all the kids were supposed to ask their mothers to be in it. I asked my daughter about it and she said, "Well, I was going to ask you, but they said to only "ask all of your beautiful mommies." FML

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By oicwydt - 31/01/2009 23:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2016 08:42

Today, my daughter asked me to take her to Victoria's Secret so I could buy her some "sexy clothes". She's 9. FML

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Today, our little family business was asked to do a presentation at my daughter's school. When we got there and I saw her, I waved to her happily but she totally blanked me, plus my super strict mom smacked me on the back of the head for embarrassing her by not acting professionally while I was technically working. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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By Tony - 09/03/2009 21:02 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom about who I wanted to ask to prom. I told her the names of the girls I was thinking of asking and she replied, "They'll say no, but you can always go with one of your cousins." FML

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By Miami6and3 - 26/08/2013 18:22 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML

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By Finesse7791 - 20/09/2009 12:28 - United States

Today, my friend called saying she was gathering all her girlfriends for a girl's night out. I was thrilled with the idea and started to think of something to wear. She then asked if I would mind watching her son. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2021 11:01

Today, I went to the mall with two friends. A modelling scout approached us and asked both of my friends if they were interested in modelling. When the scout finally noticed me, she asked if I was their mom. We're all the same age. FML

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By Yeppets - 27/07/2014 18:44 - United States

Today, I went to a comedy show with my mom, and they asked the audience members to yell out their problems as ideas for an improv skit. My mom yelled, "My daughter can't get a boyfriend!" FML

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By BobbyMalone - 17/01/2009 14:11 - Canada

Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML

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Thursday 9 April 2009 2:22

To be fair, I wouldn't want my mom in my school's fashion show either. :P

smiles1234456 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 2:21

aww :( little kids are really stupid and mean sometimes though

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poopypeepee 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 2:16

haha oh no! 1st!

futtgoredo 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:10

get un-ugly and stop bitchin you bitchin bitch faced bitch

outside_dinosaur 0

Monday 22 March 2010 6:01

hahs

B4SK3TB4IL 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 2:37

lol BITCHFACE

phillipsk804 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 1:37

dude chill with your reply u never know she prbly is pretty but her kid dont think so she has husband dont she so their u go

RolliePollie 5

Thursday 9 April 2009 2:19

damn that really sucks

smiles1234456 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 2:21

aww :( little kids are really stupid and mean sometimes though

RipeFlame 18

Saturday 29 November 2014 2:07

Yep

jet_fml 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 2:22

To be fair, I wouldn't want my mom in my school's fashion show either. :P

TeenTiger 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 2:22

Well kids do say the darnedest things. Plus with all this karma stuff people keep talking about she will get your genes :)

BEATLEJUICE98 4

Sunday 10 November 2013 4:20

Its funny how you say if the girl gets her moms genes it will be a punishment

rdenton 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 2:26

lmfao

kwbuzz23wk 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 2:28

if i see another FML about an adult upset by a young kid telling them something they do not wanna hear i am gonna scream. how are these still origional?