By brob56 - 23/04/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, I was talking to my hot neighbor. We were in the driveway of her house, and I looked at her car and noticed a hideous dummy. It was fat and just ugly, but I didn't think much of it. I tried to make a joke and asked, "Where did you get that awful thing?" She said, "That's my daughter". FML
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DarthFurby 0

you were STANDING IN THE DRIVEWAY and you couldn't see that it was a real person? YDI

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x_eyebrows 0

This is pretty funny, not going to lie! But you totally deserved it.

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calmthefuck_down 0

a dummy AHAHAHA

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tdawgheath 0

Yeah, FYL, cuz she has a daughter, which makes her ugly too. That's my logic at least.

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CPTobvious_fml 0

who's the dummy now? you dumbass!

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gleidu77 0

who can't tell the difference between a dummy and a human? are you mentally unstable? also, #46 i hope you die alone.

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cant_touch_this 0

Wow, #46 your a douche. OP, maybe you should pay more attention and keep your mouth shut next time.

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jfool 0

#7 has so not gotten the love he deserves

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ughh_lydia 0

Dammnn sucks for you... i agree with #48 can you really not tell between a human and a dummy

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Jemm_fml 29

ahaha AHAHAHA FYL, so so so epic, i swear. That made my day :')

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