Intimacy: Today, my friends and I were celebrating Spring Break by going...

By rejected - 23/04/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, my friends and I were celebrating Spring Break by going out to a club. I saw a very, very cute girl sipping a drink at the bar all by herself. Trying to be a stud I walked over and said "What are you doing Friday night?" Her response: "Not you." FML

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Jimboom 11

Thursday 23 April 2009 12:15

You tried to use a cheesy pickup line and you got shot down. Oh yea stud, FYL indeed.

danza_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 12:09

This just made my day :)

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padlarf 14

Thursday 23 April 2009 12:03

So what?

Gavik 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 12:06

Gave ya a FYL cuz you got turned down and a YDI because you got owned so well.

danza_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 12:09

This just made my day :)

actonthat 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 12:13

So a girl wasn't interested in being hit on. This ruined your life?

lucy331 0

Monday 20 June 2011 4:34

your comment is against the FML comment rules!!! you are no supost to question the FML's state of actually being a FML ! rawr!!!

starvingxartist 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 12:14

ahahah. that's awsome. you got ownedd.

Jimboom 11

Thursday 23 April 2009 12:15

You tried to use a cheesy pickup line and you got shot down. Oh yea stud, FYL indeed.

Indiana_fml 4

Thursday 23 April 2009 12:21

*ROFL* Awesome answer. Too bad it doesn't work in German :/

Audio828 2

Thursday 23 April 2009 12:26

Oh what made you think you would get away with that?

Duckie101 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 12:33

pwned!

LIEKEFRIET 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 12:43

The girl is totally right.. That's the worst pick-up line ever!!!!

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