FML : Today, my friends and I were celebrating Spring Break by going out to a club. I saw a very, very cute girl sipping a drink at the bar all by herself. Trying...

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Today, my friends and I were celebrating Spring Break by going out to a club. I saw a very, very cute girl sipping a drink at the bar all by herself. Trying to be a stud I walked over and said "What are you doing Friday night?" Her response: "Not you." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By rejected - / Thursday 23 April 2009 04:20 / United States

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By Jimboom | 11

#135990 - Thursday 23 April 2009 12:15

You tried to use a cheesy pickup line and you got shot down. Oh yea stud, FYL indeed.

By danza_fml | 0

#135976 - Thursday 23 April 2009 12:09

This just made my day :)

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By padlarf | 14

#135971 - Thursday 23 April 2009 12:03

So what?

By Gavik | 0

#135974 - Thursday 23 April 2009 12:06

Gave ya a FYL cuz you got turned down and a YDI because you got owned so well.

By danza_fml | 0

#135976 - Thursday 23 April 2009 12:09

This just made my day :)

By actonthat | 0

#135987 - Thursday 23 April 2009 12:13

So a girl wasn't interested in being hit on. This ruined your life?

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lucy331 | 0

#2720297 - Monday 20 June 2011 4:34

your comment is against the FML comment rules!!! you are no supost to question the FML's state of actually being a FML ! rawr!!!

By starvingxartist | 0

#135988 - Thursday 23 April 2009 12:14

ahahah. that's awsome. you got ownedd.

By Jimboom | 11

#135990 - Thursday 23 April 2009 12:15

You tried to use a cheesy pickup line and you got shot down. Oh yea stud, FYL indeed.

By Indiana_fml | 4

#135997 - Thursday 23 April 2009 12:21

*ROFL* Awesome answer. Too bad it doesn't work in German :/

By Audio828 | 2

#136001 - Thursday 23 April 2009 12:26

Oh what made you think you would get away with that?

By Duckie101 | 0

#136012 - Thursday 23 April 2009 12:33

pwned!

By LIEKEFRIET | 0

#136019 - Thursday 23 April 2009 12:43

The girl is totally right..
That's the worst pick-up line ever!!!!

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