Intimacy: Still got game

Still got game

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I listened to my voice mail messages for the first time in months. One was from my Grandma that must have been meant for Gramps. I think I know now why my mother has so many siblings. FML

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By Nudge23 - 26/09/2011 07:26 - Australia

Today, I cleared out the messages in my voicemail. Of the 50+ messages, most were from my mother wanting to know when I'd be home. I'm 27. FML

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By taylor124 - 22/08/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I listened to a voicemail from my mom about how she misses me and can't wait to see me when I get back from vacation. Thinking she hung up, my mother then had a conversation with my aunt about how quiet the house is without me and how she'd be blessed if I didn't come home. FML

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By Grandma has no filter - 08/12/2022 15:00 - United States

Today, I listened to my grandma monologue about how if my uncle was born first, my mother (and consequently, I) would not exist. I then got to listen to her rant about what a terror he was. Let's just say I learned and heard some things I'd rather have not known. FML

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By slukaa - 13/06/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, for the first time in over a year, my mother actually called me. I excitedly picked up the phone. All I heard was rustling; her purse dialed me. FML

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By lonely - 05/02/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

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By Gwayhir - 19/11/2008 04:58 - France

Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML

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By Boo - 08/08/2019 08:01 - Australia

Today, I finally had a phone call after a week of nothing. It was my mother. It was by accident. FML

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By piper55 - 10/05/2019 14:00

Today, for the first time in a month, I talked to someone in person besides my grandmother and my husband. It was a store clerk calling me "Miss" and asking if I was finding everything okay. FML

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By Unemployed - 21/09/2009 17:08 - United States

Today, my grandma picked up the phone. It was a man asking to speak to me. Instead of giving me the phone she decides to hang up on him, thinking it was some guy trying to "get with me." It turned out to be the call I've been waiting all week for... a call from a huge company about a job offer. FML

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By Upset - 10/06/2013 23:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend threw out my old voicemail recorder, thinking it was junk. My father passed away years ago. I kept a recording of the last voicemail he'd left me on it so I'd always remember his voice. FML

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Bloodknight 22

Sunday 27 September 2009 20:13

I can kind of get a feel where this is going, but with the extreme lack of details, it's hard to say...

actorkidrox 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 20:36

Grandma was talkin' dirty.

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PsYkIc 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 20:13

wow what a suprise huh…how did he get ur number?

Bloodbathandbeyo 0

Friday 4 June 2010 19:00

he???

shortstack104 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 13:58

O_O that mustve been awkward to hear

Bloodknight 22

Sunday 27 September 2009 20:13

I can kind of get a feel where this is going, but with the extreme lack of details, it's hard to say...

funnyshit432 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 20:14

i don't get it :|

actorkidrox 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 20:36

Grandma was talkin' dirty.

dacho 7

Sunday 27 September 2009 20:14

This FLM doesn't show on the homepage :O

ddlovatolover 23

Tuesday 25 February 2014 8:40

FLM? Really?

idiots11 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 20:40

I don't get it

kelseyyc 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 5:11

Its in the intimacy category.... From op's grandma to op's grandpa..... OP says she now knows why her mom has so many siblings( or how many kids her grandparents have) ..... do the math