Today, I listened to my voice mail messages for the first time in months. One was from my Grandma that must have been meant for Gramps. I think I know now why my mother has so many siblings. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I cleared out the messages in my voicemail. Of the 50+ messages, most were from my mother wanting to know when I'd be home. I'm 27. FML
Today, I listened to a voicemail from my mom about how she misses me and can't wait to see me when I get back from vacation. Thinking she hung up, my mother then had a conversation with my aunt about how quiet the house is without me and how she'd be blessed if I didn't come home. FML
Today, I listened to my grandma monologue about how if my uncle was born first, my mother (and consequently, I) would not exist. I then got to listen to her rant about what a terror he was. Let's just say I learned and heard some things I'd rather have not known. FML
Today, for the first time in over a year, my mother actually called me. I excitedly picked up the phone. All I heard was rustling; her purse dialed me. FML
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML
Today, I finally had a phone call after a week of nothing. It was my mother. It was by accident. FML
Today, for the first time in a month, I talked to someone in person besides my grandmother and my husband. It was a store clerk calling me "Miss" and asking if I was finding everything okay. FML
Today, my grandma picked up the phone. It was a man asking to speak to me. Instead of giving me the phone she decides to hang up on him, thinking it was some guy trying to "get with me." It turned out to be the call I've been waiting all week for... a call from a huge company about a job offer. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw out my old voicemail recorder, thinking it was junk. My father passed away years ago. I kept a recording of the last voicemail he'd left me on it so I'd always remember his voice. FML
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Top comments
Bloodknight 22
I can kind of get a feel where this is going, but with the extreme lack of details, it's hard to say...
actorkidrox 0
Grandma was talkin' dirty.
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Comments (28)
PsYkIc 0
wow what a suprise huh…how did he get ur number?
Bloodbathandbeyo 0
he???
shortstack104 0
O_O that mustve been awkward to hear
Bloodknight 22
I can kind of get a feel where this is going, but with the extreme lack of details, it's hard to say...
funnyshit432 0
i don't get it :|
actorkidrox 0
Grandma was talkin' dirty.
dacho 7
This FLM doesn't show on the homepage :O
ddlovatolover 23
FLM? Really?
idiots11 0
I don't get it
kelseyyc 0
Its in the intimacy category.... From op's grandma to op's grandpa..... OP says she now knows why her mom has so many siblings( or how many kids her grandparents have) ..... do the math
moonlit_manga 0
wow.... well it's not an fyl. Nor a ydi (I don't see how it even could) um.....yea.
doggie3 0
Oh that's good. 4 all of u who don't get keep reading it over again. Or just turn your brains on. It's pretty obvious.
shootingstar8D 0
Haaaaa good one!
OoFoxLoveroO 0
eh wow, that's pretty gross.........
movies12 0
If I were u I would probably have a heart attack. Or throw up in my mouth. FYL!!!!!!