Today, I wore a coat that was too tight. The button gave way...

By Eric John Los - 29/1/2018 13:00 - United States - Haydenville

Today, I wore a coat that was too tight. The button gave way and quickly flew about ten feet to hit my very attractive new coworker right in the ass. FML

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By raven_of_azarath | 31

#7592329 - Monday 29 January 2018 19:10

Sounds like your jacket had more balls than you do. And also needs to be written up for sexual harassment.

By Slim87R | 4

#7592350 - Monday 29 January 2018 20:01

Hey, at least your jacket broke the ice for you. A+ Wingman.

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By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7592327 - Monday 29 January 2018 19:06

Who cares, you can breath now!

By raven_of_azarath | 31

#7592329 - Monday 29 January 2018 19:10

Sounds like your jacket had more balls than you do. And also needs to be written up for sexual harassment.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7592346 - Monday 29 January 2018 19:55

That button's a great wingman!

By Slim87R | 4

#7592350 - Monday 29 January 2018 20:01

Hey, at least your jacket broke the ice for you. A+ Wingman.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7592369 - Monday 29 January 2018 20:33

#TimesUp #MeToo Do the honorable thing and resign like Al Franken. At your next job, you should always wear loose-fitting clothes in the office — they do a better job concealing your boners.