By Eric John Los - 29/01/2018 13:00 - United States - Haydenville

Today, I wore a coat that was too tight. The button gave way and quickly flew about ten feet to hit my very attractive new coworker right in the ass. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 800
You deserved it 944

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Sounds like your jacket had more balls than you do. And also needs to be written up for sexual harassment.

Hey, at least your jacket broke the ice for you. A+ Wingman.

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Who cares, you can breath now!

Sounds like your jacket had more balls than you do. And also needs to be written up for sexual harassment.

That button's a great wingman!

Hey, at least your jacket broke the ice for you. A+ Wingman.

#TimesUp #MeToo Do the honorable thing and resign like Al Franken. At your next job, you should always wear loose-fitting clothes in the office — they do a better job concealing your boners.

Your button hit her on the ass, huh? I’ve heard wandering hands called many things before but never, NEVER buttons!

Why would you wear something that tight to begin with?

Well that's one way to make your intentions known

Butt on button!

well... atleast you have a conversation starter now