Work: Today, I wore a coat that was too tight. The button gave way... - FML

By Eric John Los - 29/01/2018 13:00 - United States - Haydenville

Today, I wore a coat that was too tight. The button gave way and quickly flew about ten feet to hit my very attractive new coworker right in the ass. FML

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raven_of_azarath 34

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Monday 29 January 2018 19:10

Sounds like your jacket had more balls than you do. And also needs to be written up for sexual harassment.

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Monday 29 January 2018 20:01

Hey, at least your jacket broke the ice for you. A+ Wingman.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Monday 29 January 2018 19:06

Who cares, you can breath now!

raven_of_azarath 34

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Monday 29 January 2018 19:10

Sounds like your jacket had more balls than you do. And also needs to be written up for sexual harassment.

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Monday 29 January 2018 19:55

That button's a great wingman!

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Monday 29 January 2018 20:01

Hey, at least your jacket broke the ice for you. A+ Wingman.

RichardPencil 30

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Monday 29 January 2018 20:33

#TimesUp #MeToo Do the honorable thing and resign like Al Franken. At your next job, you should always wear loose-fitting clothes in the office — they do a better job concealing your boners.

manb91uk 22

Monday 29 January 2018 20:49

Your button hit her on the ass, huh? I’ve heard wandering hands called many things before but never, NEVER buttons!

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Monday 29 January 2018 21:17

Why would you wear something that tight to begin with?

thejimhawkins 13

Tuesday 30 January 2018 0:17

Well that's one way to make your intentions known

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Tuesday 30 January 2018 5:41

Butt on button!

noellebelle626 19

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Tuesday 30 January 2018 6:57

well... atleast you have a conversation starter now

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