By im_not_me - 09/12/2009 12:31 - Australia

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on Facebook. She's in the forces, and it was her birthday. I asked her if she liked the flowers I sent her. She thanked me, then asked if she could remove our relationship status. When I asked why, she said, "It's not like we're really going out anymore." FML
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Kukironosuke 16

that just means she's already cheated on you and just wants to justify her actions by insinuating you both knew the relationship was over

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Jimboom 11

Ouch. But your probably better off without her in the long run. Get yourself a hottie that actually lives in the same country as you and bang her **** off!!

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The_Pleb 0

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm army chicks fire in the hole Anywayz fighting is a mans job, go back into the kitchen and make me a sammich or at least be a nurse Thankyou

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notFUNNYtoMEass 0

you need to stop talking

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twinscrplayer6 0

I agree that fighting is a mans job. there are somethings that need to stay seperate and that is one

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metalfan333 0

#43 i agree haha thats exactly what i was gonna say

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fightingkittens 39

43 and 96--What the hell? You are by far the most sexist assholes that have ever posted on this site. Get a life and move to Afghanistan if you feel that way.

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Kukironosuke 16

that just means she's already cheated on you and just wants to justify her actions by insinuating you both knew the relationship was over

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RyeBreadBoy 0

I agree with this, also. It's not all bad, though. Now you can find a girlfriend that you actually get to see regularly.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I know I'm nearly 3 years late...but who cares?

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IHATEFMYLIFE 26

This is a tough one. If you really didn't care, then why would you post a comment saying that you don't care 3 years later? Hmm...

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truth215 0

don't get bummed just goto a party and find an tasty broad and bang her out

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EnzoMatrix 0

She's such a **** seriously! Sorry for you

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a_e_iownu 0

She's a bitch for breaking up with him? In your "logic," there's practically no way she could not be a bitch. People break up with each other all the time. Is this something new to you?

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xd0rkiee 0

The way she broke up with him was not bitchy at all. What would have been a nicer way to do it? Because I honestly don't know. Long-distance relationships are difficult. If they rarely see each other, I'm assuming they don't go on dates often. Hence, it's like they're not even dating.

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Jimboom 11

Ouch. But your probably better off without her in the long run. Get yourself a hottie that actually lives in the same country as you and bang her **** off!!

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Ashimali 0

O.O the visual i just got from this comment made me both laugh and cringe in pain...

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dspadres 0

Wtf does "in the forces" mean?

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Foxracin 0

what do u think? army.!!

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notFUNNYtoMEass 0

jedi!.... so much awesome in one comment!!!!

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RainStorm6632 10

I don't know if you're joking or not but if you aren't there's this thing called Google

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RainStorm6632 10

I don't know if you're joking or not but if you aren't there's this thing called Google

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BikerMike 0

you don't have to say that twice

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