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By lizard - 24/01/2009 19:47 - Canada

Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML

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By sammers27 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Scottsdale

Today, a weird guy in pajama pants and a fake hair-hat kept standing by us at a concert. Everyone talked about what a creep he was. I would have too, but he was my dad. FML

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By traumatized - 18/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2014 21:02 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, four days after making a $100 bet with my balding, pedo-stache wearing dad over who could get a girlfriend first, he came home and introduced me to his new girlfriend. FML

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Blinded

By alycion - 04/05/2019 12:00

Today, I took my father to a hockey game. He always has to get pictures with the girls, so while in bag check, he used his breath spray. He got me in the eye, and I was temporarily blinded through most of the first period. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML

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By for fuck sake dad - 02/11/2012 23:50 - Ireland - Limerick

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad looked at him and said, "Nice outfit, but it's a little late for Halloween." Before I could intervene, my boyfriend said that joke had been done to death, to which my dad retorted, "Yeah, so has your mum." Instant fistfight. FML

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Prank culture

By Anonymous - 14/01/2023 00:00

Today, my dad threw my boyfriend into the street naked. We weren’t even having sex, I was fully dressed in the kitchen, and my boyfriend was showering after his rugby game. My dad is also his teammate, and it was all a stupid prank by the team. I hate jocks sometimes. FML

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By blenderbookf - 25/11/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, my dad was completely engrossed in a football game on TV, so, trying to be cute and funny, my mom flashed him. He didn't notice, but I did. FML

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By Random - 25/02/2016 22:09 - United States - Tuskegee

Today, my dad walked into my school and joked around saying that he's going to shoot my boyfriend. We all laughed. Except my boyfriend. He was sobbing in a corner. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 02:37 - Canada

Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML

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Lizo_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 20:44

that's pretty funny! You should have got real mad at him, or walked over and hugged your dad. Then it would have been a FML for both of you!

jessicaislameee 0

Friday 29 May 2009 1:50

i'd be like 'what's up dad?' lmao, your dad sounds awesome

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Lizo_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 20:44

that's pretty funny! You should have got real mad at him, or walked over and hugged your dad. Then it would have been a FML for both of you!

wanderingidiot 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 21:59

what a bastard....dump him

peakcheer 2

Tuesday 21 June 2011 20:31

heyy it's not like you haven't thought anyone was embarrassing before...

jessicaislameee 0

Friday 29 May 2009 1:50

i'd be like 'what's up dad?' lmao, your dad sounds awesome

HorrorByrd 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 0:33

It's too bad your dad didn't actually have a mohawk. That's be so cool.

glamourful 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 11:11

i would have been like "thanks for being so understanding and empathetic," but your dad sounds fun...

clos14 0

Monday 3 August 2009 19:55

and i bet somewhere on here he posted "today i........fml lol

kkerr71 2

Tuesday 8 February 2011 17:31

Teaches him not to be so judgemental next time!

Staige40 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 19:12

be proud of your dad, even if he is a little weird

rubberduckie94 13

Sunday 11 December 2011 0:24

your dad rocks...be proud of him

mariet_fml 23

Friday 27 January 2012 0:52

I have a rainbow one. :D

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