Stereotypes

By Anonymous - 26/09/2019 06:01

Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML
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manb91gb 15

Also, if she burst into tears every time she saw your penis, that might have been a sign

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DrSamba 7

No harm, no foul. Just move on. Still, it sucks when you find out via Facebook.

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manb91gb 15

Also, if she burst into tears every time she saw your penis, that might have been a sign

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BeefyQueefy 14

So, your ego and masculinity are bruised so you take a shot at lesbians? We dykes aren't inherently ugly, but I'm sure the women you date are.

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Hempseed 26

So, your ego gets bruised so you take a shot at other women? And "dykes"? Really?

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Major_Haywire 7

I thought the pegging woulda been a dead giveaway

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DrSamba 7

No harm, no foul. Just move on. Still, it sucks when you find out via Facebook.

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