Stereotypes

By Anonymous - 26/09/2019 06:01

Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML

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manb91gb 15

Thursday 26 September 2019 8:47

Also, if she burst into tears every time she saw your penis, that might have been a sign

DrSamba 7

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Friday 27 September 2019 0:17

No harm, no foul. Just move on. Still, it sucks when you find out via Facebook.

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manb91gb 15

Thursday 26 September 2019 8:47

Also, if she burst into tears every time she saw your penis, that might have been a sign

BeefyQueefy 14

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Thursday 26 September 2019 19:49

So, your ego and masculinity are bruised so you take a shot at lesbians? We dykes aren't inherently ugly, but I'm sure the women you date are.

Hempseed 26

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Friday 27 September 2019 3:38

So, your ego gets bruised so you take a shot at other women? And "dykes"? Really?

Major_Haywire 7

Thursday 26 September 2019 21:59

I thought the pegging woulda been a dead giveaway

DrSamba 7

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Friday 27 September 2019 0:17

No harm, no foul. Just move on. Still, it sucks when you find out via Facebook.

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