Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on Facebook. She's in the forces, and it was her birthday. I asked her if she liked the flowers I sent her. She thanked me, then asked if she could remove our relationship status. When I asked why, she said, "It's not like we're really going out anymore." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me via Facebook chat. When I asked her why, she replied, "You know why." and blocked me. No, I don't know. FML
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Top comments
Kukironosuke 16
that just means she's already cheated on you and just wants to justify her actions by insinuating you both knew the relationship was over
Jimboom 12
Ouch. But your probably better off without her in the long run. Get yourself a hottie that actually lives in the same country as you and bang her **** off!!
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Comments (105)
did_it_4_lulz 0
Oh well, move on. Get a new girlfriend.
Vedder 0
That sucks, dude. Too bad we live in a time where there are people who take something like Facebook way to seriously. Chances are she's already on to the next poor bastard, so try to look at the bright side - she's probably a liar and you're better off without her.
XxPLAYMAKERxX 0
Send her more flowers but this time send it with anthrax!
SNOTTYBONES 0
You have to find something good in all. Let's see let me help you out..... Oh yea you two could have been married. Go on with your life and I promise you will meet someone better. I would break all ties with her but don't answer her when she comes back and tries to get a hold of you then.
blastvortex 4
If that's the birthday present she wants, then why not? It's not like she needs your permission to remove the status anyway (quite silly, isn't she). The last I knew, getting dumped did not signify the apocalypse either. You can find yourself a new girlfriend, you know.
BunnyDrastic 0
:'(
SwayingAuto 0
That sucks
musicislife1995_fml 0
oh how nice of her... she's asking to get blown up
freackles94 0
awe thas so mean
athame1983 0
ummm well at least she didnt take advantage of the distance to screw around on u behind ur back.....