Love: Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log...

By wtfrelationship - 21/10/2009 04:07 - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML

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By danthecomplicate - 29/09/2011 02:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

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You deserved it 12 484

By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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By im_not_me - 09/12/2009 12:31 - Australia

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on Facebook. She's in the forces, and it was her birthday. I asked her if she liked the flowers I sent her. She thanked me, then asked if she could remove our relationship status. When I asked why, she said, "It's not like we're really going out anymore." FML

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Facebook official means it's serious

By DianneS - 07/07/2022 10:00

Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML

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Well played

By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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Easy fix

By failure - 13/10/2010 06:18 - Australia

Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML

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You deserved it 3 107

By sadman - 05/02/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML

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You deserved it 3 797

By mee - 11/11/2015 17:10 - United States - Providence

Today, my girlfriend informed me that we aren't officially dating until she changes her Facebook relationship status. We've been "dating" for 3 months. FML

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You deserved it 1 875

Stereotypes

By Anonymous - 26/09/2019 06:01

Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML

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Facebook official

By waitthatsnotme - 15/08/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML

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NathanKett 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 12:19

We should make a search team. So we can find the FML in this post.

UpYourself 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 12:06

Facebook, the quickest message deliverer ever

Comments

UpYourself 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 12:06

Facebook, the quickest message deliverer ever

bryttkneee 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 11:52

not fml worthy.

mayumm 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 6:52

Weeell whenever a gf/bf say " we have to talk" the person automatically thinks theyre breaking up with them. So thats prob why

Missy612 14

Thursday 24 May 2012 3:19

Yes it is...kinda

iamthestig 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 12:06

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

emilysanftwsom 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 12:21

Facebook is awesome, what are you on?

NathanKett 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 12:27

fmylife obviously

iamsam2 3

Sunday 29 August 2010 16:20

youarethestig iamthesam(2)

_Noon_ 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 12:10

Well, what were you going to talk to her about?

SaintJimmy 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 12:19

Oh no! If Facebook says it then the prophecy will be fulfilled!

NathanKett 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 12:19

We should make a search team. So we can find the FML in this post.

applebee_16 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 6:25

hahaha mercyFML that was good.

Peroxide 3

Wednesday 21 October 2009 12:29

Who the **** moderated this shit. This fml is worse than Godfather 3.

NathanKett 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 12:34

It's better than your joke.

Unanswered 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 12:45

it's still pretty bad though

eerriikk1122 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 12:34

agree I mean like if you say you wanna talk I guess she assumed that your relation is a bit complicated

arissia 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 12:38

"We have to talk" almost never ends well, and "it's complicated" doesn't mean broken up. Get over it, have the talk, next time dont be so cryptic about it. Who cares if people see the status change?

e11ie 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 22:01

One time I told my current fiance "we need to talk", and when we met up I told him I loved him for the first time. It ended up being a great thing! For people who assume "we need to talk" = breakup, you're paranoid idiots who need to take the time to talk to your significant other before assuming things.