Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on Facebook. She's in the forces, and it was her birthday. I asked her if she liked the flowers I sent her. She thanked me, then asked if she could remove our relationship status. When I asked why, she said, "It's not like we're really going out anymore." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me via Facebook chat. When I asked her why, she replied, "You know why." and blocked me. No, I don't know. FML
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Kukironosuke 16
that just means she's already cheated on you and just wants to justify her actions by insinuating you both knew the relationship was over
Jimboom 12
Ouch. But your probably better off without her in the long run. Get yourself a hottie that actually lives in the same country as you and bang her **** off!!
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Comments (105)
jandrews10 0
I hope she gets shrapnel in her cooter.
OraclePhoenix 0
army or air force
jandrews10 0
"in the forces" - I'm putting 2+2 together and going out on a limb here and saying it means "Armed Forces." Any other hard puzzles you need me to figure out for you?
sammitysam 0
Sucks to be you but then it's her loss really. You're obviously too good for her.
ColdGold 6
She sounds honest.
snugsack 0
Bit cold... :/
repyourcliche 0
i know, i'm freezing. least you're rid of her, OP.
snugsack 0
lol >_>
rlet 1
something like this happened to my husband with hi ex and Thank God for that because now I'm married to the greatest guy so don't worry is her lost go on dating and you'll find something better
theeBeezWaXx 0
i totally agree w/ #o3 , but thats really fuxked up. look at it this , its her loss.
Fml_4_real 0
Lol sorry but that's hella funny lol I'm gonna have to remember that, no but for real sorry that sucks she's probably ******* another guy an has been for awhile shity!
GodOfBeer 5
who said its a guy? :o
notFUNNYtoMEass 0
duh dun CHHHH!!!
ohcanaduh 0
YDI it for sending her flowers through facebook.
LeCielNousAide 7
it never said he sent flowers through facebook. that's an assumption you are making. he may have shipped them out to her.
im_not_me 0
as if i would send her digital flowers. they were real.