Today, I was talking to a group of friends about the various problems in Africa. One of them interrupts me and asks with a straight face, "If it's so bad over there, why don't they all just leave?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was complaining to my friend how I was doing all the work in my group, and that they were getting all the credit. Her response? "It's OK, you're doing a shitty job anyway." FML
Today, while on the bus, I started a conversation with the person next to me. After a little back and forth, she finally said, "Do you think people will stop talking to me if I say I have AIDS?" FML
Today, I couldn't say a single sentence without being interrupted or having the conversation hijacked into a monologue of past grievances by family members against people they have issues with. And they wonder why I hide in my room all the time… FML
Today, I asked my friends what they thought was my biggest problem. All of them responded, "You're boring." I don't deny it, and I certainly did ask, but… Ouch. FML
Today, my husband ended an argument with, "Do you want to know why people don't like being around you?" FML
Today, my coworker keeps loudly saying things like, "Oh, now THIS!" If I don't ask, "What?" she pouts. If I do ask, she tells me, at length and with very bad grammar, how every one of our colleagues and partners is either stupid, rude or out to get her. FML
Today, I heard a teenage boy ask his friend, "So, is it, like, November in Australia too?" This is the future of America. FML
Today, I realized I could say nothing in my home without being interrupted, talked over, or the subject derailed into a 30 minutes monologue by my housemates. And they wonder why I'm so quiet all the time… FML
Today, while teaching my history class, a girl asked me where North America was. She lives in North America. FML
Today, the laziest person in my department came and complained to me, while I was working, that they didn't know why we were so far behind today. Then they went to chat to their friend for 45 minutes. I know why. FML
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YayFlameWarz 9
Uganda be kidding me!
hansbo 6
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
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Comments (289)
Honda288 2
Yea bring their asses to the U.S., it's not like we don't already have a Mexican infestation to clean up.
linkinpark98 24
Some people are just born that way. A dumbass.
sachipatel13 3
I agree with them having lots of problems. Not a joke!! Help someone out by donating or helping rather than just griping!
jamethy 9
Wow woot wow. Hold the phone!!! Seriously... With a straight face?
kodyrsswanson 6
Kony 2012!!!!!!!!
waitwhatsgoingon 18
Are there any other Redditors waiting to see this in r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu? Am I the only one...? -forever alone-
RedPillSucks 33
Y'all do realize that Africa has a bunch of countries, some of which are doing fine. They're not all ******
taintedayush 0
Because they will drown
trintrin26 1
you know what i like is when people on here write out a long comment trying to sound smart but they mispell the main word that they are using
el_derp_derp 1
"Red Forman Voice" DUMB ASS !!! (-_-)/