Today, I was talking to a group of friends about the various problems in Africa. One of them interrupts me and asks with a straight face, "If it's so bad over there, why don't they all just leave?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was complaining to my friend how I was doing all the work in my group, and that they were getting all the credit. Her response? "It's OK, you're doing a shitty job anyway." FML
Today, while on the bus, I started a conversation with the person next to me. After a little back and forth, she finally said, "Do you think people will stop talking to me if I say I have AIDS?" FML
Today, I couldn't say a single sentence without being interrupted or having the conversation hijacked into a monologue of past grievances by family members against people they have issues with. And they wonder why I hide in my room all the time… FML
Today, I asked my friends what they thought was my biggest problem. All of them responded, "You're boring." I don't deny it, and I certainly did ask, but… Ouch. FML
Today, my husband ended an argument with, "Do you want to know why people don't like being around you?" FML
Today, my coworker keeps loudly saying things like, "Oh, now THIS!" If I don't ask, "What?" she pouts. If I do ask, she tells me, at length and with very bad grammar, how every one of our colleagues and partners is either stupid, rude or out to get her. FML
Today, I heard a teenage boy ask his friend, "So, is it, like, November in Australia too?" This is the future of America. FML
Today, I realized I could say nothing in my home without being interrupted, talked over, or the subject derailed into a 30 minutes monologue by my housemates. And they wonder why I'm so quiet all the time… FML
Today, while teaching my history class, a girl asked me where North America was. She lives in North America. FML
Today, the laziest person in my department came and complained to me, while I was working, that they didn't know why we were so far behind today. Then they went to chat to their friend for 45 minutes. I know why. FML
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YayFlameWarz 9
Uganda be kidding me!
hansbo 6
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
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gravenhex 0
Funny, i have a friend that would say the same thing.....
maycee123 4
@23 desert is a hot climate, dessert is the dish after dinner. not trying to be mean, just letting you know before someone else says something
nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2
That's absolutely right. I think that all of those lazy Africans should get off of their asses and get a plane ticket to America right this instant.
sillymcbilly 7
i am disappointed in your friend, tell your friend there's a recall on the sarcastic remarks.
sillymcbilly 7
That would be an option **nfjskcbdkdjdjdn** if society wasn't so ****** up >.<
nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2
Also probably if Africa was a developed continent :| Too bad they can't afford plane tickets.
SalRahimi 7
Kony 2012
loser_lover95 9
DAFUQ?
rebelsrock 17
NO!!! kony will follow them....
cajunjynx 0
Kony is dead, he left Uganda in 2006.... Died in '09.
jackslim 7
I can clearly see you've watched KONY 2012 and are now an activist in Africa, Jersey Shore reruns may go unwatched now.
fmlahahaha 5
It's not our fault they cant figure life out. They were taught how to farm live and how to get water. Money is constantly dumped into that waste land. And all because their government is f***** and there's always some a hole that what to take over everyone and everything. Your friend is right. Get the F outa there. But then go where? Here?
RedPillSucks 33
Do you have any clue what you're talking about? You categorize an entire continent based on what you hear on the news? That's like judging all of north America based on news clipping about the columbine killings and the VA tech shootings.
ginger_ninja20 7
Woah! Ever been to Africa #123? Don't make assumptions based on your clouded vision of my continent!