By Anonymous - 12/03/2012 16:45 - United States

Today, I still have the bronchitis and the stomach flu that I suffered through all weekend. Today was to be the day I had my bachelorette party and wedding shower. I had to call both of them off. FML
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DocBastard 38

I say you still have the bachelorette party and shower. For the party you and your friends can go to the pharmacy and buy you cough syrup and Pepto Bismol for the shower. Then you can all get drunk on the cough syrup and play fun party games like "Try to Puke in the Toilet" and "Cleanup on Aisle 6!"

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icrest80 4

Says the damn hipster....

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MellyBee 9

Shit happens. Maybe you can reschedule?

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Damn_Hippster 11

I don't know what OP is complaining about Bronchitis is so much fun! All the cool kids are having it these days!

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icrest80 4

Says the damn hipster....

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bengermin 5

Yeah, shit happens. So throw on an adult diaper, chug some DayQuil, and get out there!!

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WhoaItsKiernan 4

If she had the stomach flu then she wouldn't need an adult diaper, now would she? She would need a bucket to throw up in. Just Saying...

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livefreelylee 0

Three types. One you can just have the *****. Two you just throw up or three you can get the best of both worlds hahaha. Sorry OP.

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LolFMLnot 10

Who would vote for YDI? Like, OP even though you have absolutely no power over nature and your stomach flue, it's still your fault for not being at fault! :s

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gurly98 13

What's an OP just curious

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cannibletaco 6

Orgasmic Platypus

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somerandomdude19 2

Original poster .. The person who posted this fml :P

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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

64- Way to be a killjoy.

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gurly98 13

Haha very funny WOW to number 62

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desireev 17

50- Maybe you've been blessed when you had the flu, but I always get the ***** and I always vomit until my stomach stops working. Not having diarrhea while having the flu... Only in a perfect world...

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starxshine 0

At least it wasn't your actual wedding day. That would suck.

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buck33 14

64 - BOO 67 - wow?

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ALlamaOnFire 20

Awww, don't worry, you can have it some other time:) they wouldn't throw it without you afterall

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ScaughtieHolden 11

I don't like when you comment, you look psychotic in your picture. Caption: "Mmm, children you say?"

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xxmel 6

I don't like when you comment. You look like a dog in that picture.

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coletrain11 5

Uh, burn.

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ScaughtieHolden 11

SRSLY? Why would you say that?

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SmoshFan6 0

Sounds like a.... *Puts on sunglasses* Shitty Situation! YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

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immaMonsta 8

Your bachelorette party can be easily rescheduled. It's not like it's as important as the actual wedding. Calling it off last minute wont hurt anything. As for your wedding shower...well, same thing.

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Enslaved 36

I agree with you about the bachelorette party, since it's usually a huge "girl's night" out. But as far as the wedding shower? That's most likely more formal and cost money on food, decorations and such.

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immaMonsta 8

#17 I agree with you about the wedding shower being more formal, however I doubt most people would actually take time off work for a wedding shower, so to me that shouldn't be a huge inconvenience . I don't know much about that whole process though, so maybe it's just me.

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nofearjenshere 12

Maybe OP should just skip right to the honeymoon (;

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lrgenesis 19

Get well op:/

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MissEmma_fml 22

I got bronchitis! AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT.

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SmallBean 12

Wow op, you're such a party pooper. You couldn't handle a little bronchitis and stomach flu?

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bobchickenfart 5

i really hope you were joking.

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kooochris1995 14

Obviously he is joking. So many people can't get sarcasm these days.

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cyK0tek 0

Truths for Mature Humans #4

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SmallBean 12

Thank you #23, I was indeed being sarcastic. SMH at all the people that didn't know..

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KiddNYC1O 20

Are you done being sarcastic?

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The_Troller 14

You don't say?

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danishbagel 3

Nothing you can do about that :/

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haycassidy 7

You don't say!

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desireev 17

Actually, although we don't know the circumstances, there's plenty she could do. She could still go to her bachelorette party and her wedding shower. She could take antibiotics. She could go see a doctor. She could lay in a chamomile bath.(For the bronchitis.) Etc... There's plenty she COULD do.. It's just a matter of doing it. :) Just being technically realistic about it...

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danishbagel 3

I meant there's not much you can do about the bad luck of having that crap before a bachelorette party. There was little chance of predicting it.

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DrMime 10

Oh no! Well if you want, you can still have a stomach shower. Wouldn't smell great, and everyone would be covered in vomit, but still, it's a shower!

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gurly98 13

Umm

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ninjduck 0

In not sure I know what to say to this one...

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philipino 24

Well, all of you suck. DrMime, if you have one, call me. It sounds absolutely gro-erm, I mean awesome.

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PaulB123 11

Well, if you threw up on the stripper your bachelor party got for you... You could pass it off as just being really committed to your husband!

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icrest80 4

The marriage is whats most impletant

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icrest80 4

*important

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sqeakyclean 7

Impletant was funnier.

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