Work, Annoying and Coworkers: Today, my coworker keeps loudly saying things like, "Oh, now... - FML

By Anonymous - 10/08/2019 02:00 - Germany - Wuppertal

Today, my coworker keeps loudly saying things like, "Oh, now THIS!" If I don't ask, "What?" she pouts. If I do ask, she tells me, at length and with very bad grammar, how every one of our colleagues and partners is either stupid, rude or out to get her. FML

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By shannon - 02/04/2021 20:59

Today, I asked my coworker for her name. She screamed at me because apparently I'd already asked her 5 times before. I have no memory of any of it. FML

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By lordoftheweird - 31/05/2022 05:00 - Canada - Ladysmith

Today, I realized my coworker can't comprehend English, or any other language. When I mentioned this to a coworker, they accused me of being an ableist. This is the same person who insults him to his face, knowing he can't understand her. FML

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Today, my boss yelled at me, telling me that I can't answer the phone anymore. Not because I do a bad job, but because a co-worker whined about it being her job. People call her and complain about how rude she is and then ask to talk to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2022 04:00

Today, the way some people just pry into others' life is annoying me. I have very little patience for nosy people who imply and make assumptions about you based on very little information,then air out in a work environment. The anger I felt towards you, my coworker, oh my god. I know he noticed and I don't care. FML

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By DazedAndConfused - 14/11/2021 11:00

Today, like every day, my coworker showed up thirty minutes late, sat down for thirty more checking email while I got the morning work done alone, listening to her bitch about how much she hates her job and wants to go home. My coworkers criticized me for being moody, and praised her for being the best. FML

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By Pastrygirl - 11/07/2016 22:00

Today, while finishing up at work, I started helping a co-worker out with his workload since I'd finished mine. His girlfriend apparently didn't like this and started slamming things around, constantly muttering passive aggressive comments because she wanted to help him. I work with idiots. FML

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By akvan - 30/10/2020 06:01 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my coworker, who keeps calling me Mexican even though she knows I'm not, is telling everyone that I act like a bitch to our boss, even though she's the one who is always contradicting and fighting with her, and I always try to keep everything professional. No other jobs are calling me back. FML

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By kaz89 - 28/10/2010 14:19 - United States

Today, I overheard a conversation between a coworker and a new employee. The new girl was trying to get familiar with people's names, and she asked my coworker, "Which one is Heather?" He answered, "The annoying one." She said, "Oh, that's Heather." I'm Heather. FML

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By GET A BABYSITTER - 30/05/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, my coworker brought her two children to work again. She's normally a nice lady and pleasant to work with, but around her children she becomes a total bitch, to the point that she screams at them for simply asking her a question. Way to make a long day even more miserable. FML

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The bitch is back

By Kayladuh - 09/02/2021 21:30

Today, I overheard a co-worker tell the new guy not to talk to me because I'm a bitch. Apparently, she didn't like it when I told her two weeks ago that she had a drinking problem, which was affecting her work ethic. FML

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riley873 21

Saturday 10 August 2019 3:26

let her pout

Sinshine 28

Saturday 10 August 2019 3:59

So what? Let her pout. That's not your problem.

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riley873 21

Saturday 10 August 2019 3:26

let her pout

Sinshine 28

Saturday 10 August 2019 3:59

So what? Let her pout. That's not your problem.

Mungolikecandy 19

Saturday 10 August 2019 8:22

As others are saying let them pout as that makes no difference to you whilst going on and on at you does.

leighmacj 11

Saturday 10 August 2019 18:27

Just leave her pouting, eventually she will stop if you just don’t engage.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Saturday 10 August 2019 18:49

ignore her and let her pout.

zoelog 10

Saturday 10 August 2019 22:09

let her pout. stop asking. why should you care if she pouts?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Thursday 15 August 2019 4:20

Is your coworker 12 years old? Just let her pout then.

sarahcroy20 12

Friday 27 November 2020 17:13

Let her pout.

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