Kids, Cats and Awkward: It's not what you think - FML

It's not what you think

By David - 02/07/2022 19:00 - United States - Jonesboro

Today, I had the front door open, and my cat Watson, who I often call Little Boy, was sitting in front of the screen door. I wanted to close the door so, speaking to my cat, I said, "Come here, Little Boy," at which point a young child came running up to my door. His dad yelled, "Get back here!" FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 3 July 2022 4:11

Nice cover story, you pedo pervert! Too bad the little boy's dad was there to interrupt your sick game, huh, pervert?

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Monday 4 July 2022 3:32

You're going to confuse the cat by calling him two different names. Pick a name and stick with it. But honestly, I got a chuckle out of this LOL

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RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 3 July 2022 4:11

Nice cover story, you pedo pervert! Too bad the little boy's dad was there to interrupt your sick game, huh, pervert?

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Sunday 3 July 2022 6:49

Do you also hide to spy on your daughter and her friends in the hot tub???

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Monday 4 July 2022 3:32

You're going to confuse the cat by calling him two different names. Pick a name and stick with it. But honestly, I got a chuckle out of this LOL

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