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By screwwyou - 28/09/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML

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You deserved it 5 139

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2025 12:00 - Australia

Today, I received a text breakup from my boyfriend while we were sitting right next to each other on the couch. He said, “This isn’t working,” and I had to ask, “Is this a joke? You’re literally here.” His phone was on silent. FML

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By Jackie - 12/07/2011 07:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using the "it's not you, it's me" speech with a slight variation, saying instead, "It's not me, it's you. And yes, I meant to say it that way round." FML

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blarrrr 0

Monday 28 September 2009 9:17

I always heard chicks dig a guy with a sense of humor Oh the irony

WellThatSuckz 14

Monday 28 September 2009 9:12

What an @$$hole!

Comments

Lucky2u 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 0:26

PWNED!!!1!!¡¡one!!! serioudly though, that guy is an ass. look at it this way, now u can find a better guy.

Fookmylyphe 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 0:30

That was neither funny nor brilliant. Be glad you're rid of him before it's too late. Go get your hair and nails done, and revel in the feeling of being single and free from douche bags like him. He's a failure to all mankind.

wakawakawaka_fml 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 2:54

I'm sorry, but your boyfriend is pretty good.

epicFAIL_Sometim 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 4:06

Need to remember that

Thunderbender 2

Tuesday 29 September 2009 4:26

Your boyfriend is my new favorite person on the planet.

Tubasaurus 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 4:27

That is [negative adjective] He is such a [common preteen insult] [any variation of 'you deserve better'] we can stop commenting now.

Gruffy 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 21:53

Awesome....WIN

srak 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 4:56

I'm sure there is 2 sides to this story

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 5:26

Yep, Tom. Zoot Suit Cat forever.

EmD92 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 5:47

HA Ha That really sucks for you sry but omg thats so F'ing halarious greatest break up story iv heard in a while

JessiGoose 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 6:24

Tell everyone you know and everyone he knows that he did that, and everyone will think he's a complete sleeze and girls like you who actually have a brain won't want to date him and that'll get him back. :) That's what I did at least.