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By screwwyou - 28/09/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using the "it's not you, it's me" speech with a slight variation, saying instead, "It's not me, it's you. And yes, I meant to say it that way round." FML

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blarrrr 0

Monday 28 September 2009 9:17

I always heard chicks dig a guy with a sense of humor Oh the irony

WellThatSuckz 14

Monday 28 September 2009 9:12

What an @$$hole!

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Gruffy 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 8:27

Funny, but wrong... but look at it this way...at least your not dating a complete duechebag anymore... FYL

ilikesalad 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 23:45

He has his reasons to be a total dick, then? Noooo. Honey, I think it's time to pull a "What Happens in Vegas" move...YOU KNOW! ;]

Ohnothingreally 0

Monday 5 October 2009 23:48

You just lost a douchebag. Congrats. :)

Mr_schadenfreude 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 18:09

retort: Upon meeting his future girlfriend "hey, wanna see a joke" "yeah, sure!" "Just pull down his pants"

Kronic_Kitten 0

Monday 12 October 2009 4:09

ROFLMAO!! That made my day!

tweep 0

Monday 12 October 2009 17:46

LOL good one.

shaylacullen116 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 0:45

aww thats awfull :(

zoffix 0

Monday 12 October 2009 19:53

Baha, you know what? You don't get dumped via one-liner for no reason. YDI!

hate_my_mom 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 16:11

PWNED.

Fontario4 2

Thursday 29 October 2009 21:16

I'm sorry but that's ******* hilarious! I would date him just because of that haha, atleast when he dumps me i'd get a laugh.

h8mylifesomuch 4

Friday 6 November 2009 22:54

PUH-HAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHA! I AM SOOOOOOO SORRY IM USUALLY NOT THIS RUDE BUHT THAT IS SUM SERIOUSLY ******* FUNNY SHYT RIGHT HERE. BUHT IHF I WUHZ U I WULDA STARTIN WOOPIN ASS. LOLZ HES A JERK BUHT FUNNY AS SHYT, LOLZ. (SRRY GIRL!)