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By screwwyou - 28/09/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML

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Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me. In Walmart. Over the loudspeaker. FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 04:16 - United States - Pleasant Grove

Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2025 12:00 - Australia

Today, I received a text breakup from my boyfriend while we were sitting right next to each other on the couch. He said, “This isn’t working,” and I had to ask, “Is this a joke? You’re literally here.” His phone was on silent. FML

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By Jackie - 12/07/2011 07:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using the "it's not you, it's me" speech with a slight variation, saying instead, "It's not me, it's you. And yes, I meant to say it that way round." FML

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blarrrr 0

Monday 28 September 2009 9:17

I always heard chicks dig a guy with a sense of humor Oh the irony

WellThatSuckz 14

Monday 28 September 2009 9:12

What an @$$hole!

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chaos753159 4

Wednesday 20 January 2010 7:31

best joke ever 

luck_my_fife 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 16:25

'Like'

indiecindyx 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 16:33

that guy was an idiot! you're better off without him! but yes, the way he did it is laughable .. hehe

kevick93 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 19:39

i'ma use this

Widow_Maker 1

Wednesday 24 February 2010 20:53

YDI, he's probably right tho

Vegi 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 13:54

hah, that's actually a good one-liner

omgjoe 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 9:30

GENIUS!

Charleezee 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 23:40

I am so sorry Bella I'm sure a real man would tell you seriously wat the issue was b4 he pulled a rediculous one liner n e way more sexy men for u!

that1sk8er95 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 7:52

I need to remember this.

fairman 5

Thursday 12 May 2011 3:47

aww. srry

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Today, I was sitting in my chemistry class when a sick girl behind me asked "Can I go to the bathroom?" My teacher, being smart said, "Don't you mean MAY I use the bathroom?" Meanwhile, the girl behind me started throwing up all over her desk and me. FML

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Today, even though I’m having contractions, I’m still trying to clean up the house. My husband just got pissy with me because I was rolling the vacuum behind me instead of picking it up and carrying it to the closet. FML

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Today, as I was getting my mail, I noticed I'd received a free coupon from a baby supply store, saying, "Congratulations on your pregnancy!" Thinking it was a mistake, I showed my girlfriend, who I live with. All she had to say was, "Surprise!" FML

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