Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
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Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML
Today, I received a text breakup from my boyfriend while we were sitting right next to each other on the couch. He said, “This isn’t working,” and I had to ask, “Is this a joke? You’re literally here.” His phone was on silent. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using the "it's not you, it's me" speech with a slight variation, saying instead, "It's not me, it's you. And yes, I meant to say it that way round." FML
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blarrrr 0
I always heard chicks dig a guy with a sense of humor Oh the irony
WellThatSuckz 14
What an @$$hole!
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Comments (128)
DrunkenValor 0
Should have said "Old." followed by "Here's a better joke, what's bruised and irrevocably damaged?" And when says "What!?" You kicked him in the penis/testicles repeatedly and then say "Your self-esteem, you're fat." It's not as an effective joke without the groin kicking.
skatergirl21 2
Hahahhahahaha bitch u just got dumped
OwMyToe 0
=O Just wow.
Speedycat69 0
Wow, you just got OWNED. :(
Intoxicunt 6
TOM! FTW.
abbylovesdahlia 0
Owned.. now make a sextape with he's best mate and play it at hes future wedding ye? the best man and him would be pretty embarressed :) I dno if thats the best thing to do but something along those lines :p
usagicookies 1
That sucks! But it's obvious that you're better off without this a-hole.
guillotine_fml 0
so... did you laugh?
CNS617 0
LMAO! I'm def gona steal and use that joke next time I get angry at my gf
tmnt18 0
HAHAHAHA ... AWESOME!!