By Anonymous - United States - Pleasant Grove
Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML
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  fml121785  |  14

Well, the first hint he's a jackass was that he said "Hold up" not "Hold on" or the numerous other ways he could have said it. You were just doing what he said, you can't "hold up".

  Ameel_fml  |  19

I thought it was funny too.

Though it sounds like the boyfriend was going to break up with OP anyway and was just looking for an excuse. Who needs an asshole who can't appreciate your sense of humor anyway? :)

  jessi_sunshine  |  26

That's really cute and endearing. I think the bf was looking for an excuse to break up with her but couldn't come up with a legitimate reason. Don't worry, OP, we love your sense of humour!

By  Lilo4life  |  26

That was so corny it hurts to read.

  fuzz97  |  23

just because something was the original does not mean it's good

"It's only the fools who don't understand them who think poorly of puns." Well I understood it perfectly and I still didn't think it was that funny. How do you figure that

  fuzz97  |  23

you don't even know what my picture is of, do you? lol

plus I fail to see how that has anything to do with my sense of humor. seems like you're grasping at straws there, champ

  emilyjgraham  |  34

136, I think it shows a bit about your sense of humour. You find a baby with a uni-brow funny but you don't find puns funny. Just because your sense of humour has progressed on from corny puns as you said, it doesn't mean other people can't laugh at it. I personally think my sense of humour is quite broad. I like all types of it and I also don't get all ratty when someone makes a joke that I don't find funny. Different people like different things so stop being such an arse about it.

By  hotPinklipstick  |  24

I find that quite hilarious.
When someone asks me what's up, I normally respond with "a heartfelt Disney movie about an old man and a Boy Scout floating away in a house due to many balloons".

  liss0711  |  10

I always point to the ceiling or whatever is up. Have a friend who taught her young son to say " dicks and helicopters" when someone asked him that. It was hilarious.