Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using the "it's not you, it's me" speech with a slight variation, saying instead, "It's not me, it's you. And yes, I meant to say it that way round." FML
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Top comments
blarrrr 0
I always heard chicks dig a guy with a sense of humor Oh the irony
WellThatSuckz 14
What an @$$hole!
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Comments (128)
AntiChrist7 0
Don't date assholes. YDI
Bloodknight 22
Ha, I ought to try that one sometime!
Gruffy 0
So, #14, your actually aspiring to be the carbon-copy of a douchebag?
rosebud1313 5
What a jerk!
debo123 0
What a douche!
TheSuitGuy 0
FYL, but, I might have an idea why he dumped you. One-liners are joke made of ONE line. That joke obviously had more than 1 line.
DameGreyWulf 1
Actually, this format IS pretty common. "Wanna hear a joke? [noun]" "Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights." "Wanna hear a joke? Your sex life." "Wanna hear a joke? Your penis." "Wanna hear a joke? Our marriage." So, yeah, he's not super clever, no...
britnirm1994 0
That was so utterly disrepsectful of him. There are other ways of breaking up with someone, just not in a rude way. He's a loser and you deserve someone much better. Best of luck.
cmac86 24
ba-zing! but he is really immature if he does it like that. sounds like you're better off without him. I'm single, FYI. ha ha.
power_ranger 0
Enough with the ''My boyfriend/girlfriend dumped me'' FML's. Is there honestly nothing more tragic than how many assholes there are in this world. and #1, you're welcome to learn that @ and $ dont occur in any word.
ajpineda 0
shut the **** up no one cares if it's no supposed to be like that.
Unlucky_Gun 0
24, putting symbols like @ and $ like that to spell @$$ is called leet language. And if you don't like the boyfriend and girlfriend FMLs, pick a different category
Amkii 0
I lol'd really hard, then fav'd. That is seriously hilarious. Sorry about getting dumped, though.