Today, I was swimming in the fast lane at the pool. A guy in blue trunks was swimming slowly and really getting on everyone's nerves. I took a break, and looking around I couldn't see him. I turned to the guy next to me and said, "Finally, Mr. Blue Trunks has f**ked off." It was Mr. Blue Trunks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was swimming my routine laps at the gym's pool and a man came in and swam in the adjacent lane. While swimming freestyle, I smelled a really nasty fart. Not a minute later, he hurriedly left. I didn't realize what he had done until I saw "floating particles" in the water. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML
Today, I was at a swim meet, swimming as hard as I'd ever swum before. During the last lap I saw no one in the lanes next to me. Thinking I was first, I became extremely excited. When I came to the wall, I realized the reason no one else was around: They already finished the race. I was last. FML
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, I was in swimming practice at the pool. I suddenly got breathless, dizzy, and felt like I was drowning. I cried out to the instructor, telling him I had a weak heart. He shouted back, "I don't care about your love life! Swim, bitch!" FML
Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
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noobgang7 5
wow keep ur mouth shut next time
Residence_fml 4
You feel bad about him finding out everyone thought he was annoying? Shouldn't you have told him that he was too slow so he could get out and go swim into another lane? YDI for bitching about someone the entire time without doing something about it and then feel bad he found out.
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Comments (139)
leahcooper 0
good old ****** blue trunks eh?
MadPercussion 0
I agree with NGM_47. Snickers tells people not to talk shit, then she talks shit about the OP.
samuelmartin 0
ydi for being vulgar towArds people you dont even know.
killabeast1 0
btw first mf's!!!!!!!
spazani 0
dumbarse
FUDGELOVESME 0
idgi
ChihiruLee 0
Okay, so you were rude and immature for not telling him this was the fast lane. Also, you are not the only swimmer in the pool. You could have left, gone to do something else, or waited until he was gone. While it would have been easier to just tell him "hey you're kind of slow. Can you please move?" being rude about it to some guy who was just swimming makes you in the wrong here. You need to look at the people you are talking to. You are willing to be RUDE to a stranger and gossip and won't just talk to the guy? You have a retarded sense of propriety. Next time, realize your shit stinks too and you are not always perfectly polite, kind, and aware and just TALK To people.
vincebloo 0
wat he say! lol
Flutist 3
Okay Big Shot, as if you have never done anything rude or annoying. Instead of finding every possible moment to complain about people, have some patience and integrity and move yourself. Its not the end of the world that someone else is swimming slow. Also, why are you so willing to jump down the man's throat to a stranger and not willing to tell the man himself?
s_me_ashley 2
ouch i feel rlly bad for him i clicked the fyl thing on accedent but then clicked the other one...he prob felt rlly upset i bet he didnt even notice he was in everyone's way u should have been the mature one to go and tell him to move please