He took crop dusting to a whole other level.

Would you look at that, both of the first two comments are overused puns.

He was going freestyle too! Or should I say, "floaterstyle!"

No, you shouldn't say that either.

Please. Don't.

fml's comments are getting worser and worser

What a crappy pun

Nasty freestyle?

What the heck is your username

I took an hour shower after that.

forget the shower, I'd go for 10 gallons of bleach.

no need to overreact

Suicide isn't the answer

Maybe try adding s few 0s?

There's a new study out that says eye irritation from swimming pools is mostly caused by urine in the water. Also, people with diarrhea swim and manage to sicken others. Public swimming pools are wonderful things aren't they?

I highly doubt he did it on purpose...

"Today, while swimming in the public pool, I accidentally sharted." I hope we see this FML soon.

I honestly feel really bad for the guy. It's not like he planned on going to the pool and crapping himself. He must've been so embarrassed! And let's be honest, what can you do but run away as quickly as possible? It's not like owning up that the diarrhea is yours can make the situation any better. He had no other option other than running. We've all had situations where diarrhea or bowel issues have you running to the bathroom and just making it in time. It sounds like in this situation, the diarrhea won. Poor guy. And yes, definitely f op's life too!

Not just say sorry, but to go to lengths to even clean the pool. That's disgusting.

I think the running away was out of necessity. Had to finish the job somewhere else lol

I think particles are worse. Snickers bars you can scoop up. Kind of hard to scoop up small floaties. My stomach is heaving just writing/thinking about this.

Poor guy won't enter a pool for years!

Maybe it's better that way.

If you're suggesting that op eats the person's feces, that is disgusting and you need to re-evaluate your life.

"...eat a Baby Ruth candy bar."

Hahaha . It touched my forehead.

I think the whole point is that it doesn't.

I think that has to do with faith in humanity declining.... Or miss clicks :P

New here, #10?

I highly doubt the guy ment to do this. He was probably very embarrassed as it is.