Today, I was supposed to talk to my girlfriend's mom to ask permission to date her daughter but I chickened out. We've been together for almost a year, but have not been on a real date because I am too damn scared of her family. FML
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RedTriceratops
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Wuss. Man up.
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fisheatsbear
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you have to ask their parents to date someone?
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RedTriceratops
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Wuss. Man up.
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aviorhyrax
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that is so not fair... you definitely just said what i wanted to say. soooo... i agreed with #1 MAN UP
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Tht_one_crazyj
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sad bro sad .. u need to grow a pair of nuts and go over and suck her moms dick
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DGross
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It's ok Justin... the internet still loves you...
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nates0210
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grow a pair!
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thikimo
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haha. when my guy first met my dad..my dad threatened to kill him with a loaded gun :] now they're good buddies
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GeoThermalSleuth
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Just walk up to his house and scream "I WEAR THE PANTS AROUND HERE AND I'M TAKING YOUR DAUGHTER FOR DINNING T O N I G H T !!!" If he grabs his gun, get the heck out and RUN!
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spaceshan69
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go ahead and break up with her man. she's either going to dump you or cheat on you in the future because you're a NoBallPussyLoser and demand no respect.
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metalhead256
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ummmm ok 20 your a creeper
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fisheatsbear
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wow. I think I'm becoming dyslexic. I just read #1 as what's up man
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DenisTheMenace
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lol it looked like that to me too :p mudkipz :3 op grow some balls. ;)
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Samir30Days
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Are her parents desi? Explains so much... *sigh*
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getsthegirls
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grow some balls
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ReyEr9412
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Are her parents former marines/bodybuilders on roids?
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DGross
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lol #64
I meant Justin Bieber... I'm guessing you didn't get that one
If the OP's real name is Justin that would be funny...
I meant Justin Bieber... I'm guessing you didn't get that one
If the OP's real name is Justin that would be funny...
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michie56
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no I actually agree with the OP. my parents are the strictest people in the world. all my friends are scared of them, that's why my parents don't know that I have a bf.
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xmagster
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seriously?! If I where her, I'd break up with you. Be a man and ask her family!!!! it's not exactly that hard. GROW UP
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mariahrawks
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@66 same here, loll.
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StoryOfTheYear
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why are these almost always from France, what's a Frenchie doing with a real girlfriend?
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bluefairy_fml
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It has already been explained several times, they're not really from France, they've been sent from a mobile phone. When this happens, the site sets the location to the default, which is France, because, well, the site is French.
Though if the location had been "US", I doubt you would have said "what's wrong with these Americans"...
Though if the location had been "US", I doubt you would have said "what's wrong with these Americans"...
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TenchiXIII
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dude if ur not willing to talk to her mom for her then u don't deserve her. nut up or shut up
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Dwight_A_R_Manag
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Quit being a pussy so you can get some pussy.
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samantha_durano
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haha, I don't blame him. my family scares away dates all the time.
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nicob17fan
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I wold be hard if u were in his shoes
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turtles0706
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that happened to me. my boyfriend was scared of my parent and he got mad cuz I broke up with him. I told him if he's scared of my family then how was he supposed to come over for parties etc.
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caittycat95
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@89 I know what you meant. :)
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u_killed_kenny_
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well if ur fucking scared of her family, that isn't gonna work.......
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greendaygirl999
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Lmfao 59
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gomego87
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YDI for doing the hokey pokey.
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WorldCupCheer
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well said 127:)
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underaegis
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hate to agree with the masses but if you don't "man up" then soon enough the fml will be "today I found out I got my girlfriend pregnat, her parents never knew we started dating... a year ago"
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tehslack
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This is probably written by some kid in high school. Grow up.
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aeliz
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I agree.
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Eddie_Paints
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YDI.....Your username says it all!!
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DenisTheMenace
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lol :)
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gagneana000
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@67 You are very pretty.
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metalfan333
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who cares what her parents think?!? seriously dude grow a pair. you dont have to ask her parents permission to date. thts one of the stupidist things ive ever heard.
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aeliz
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Thank you :)
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fisheatsbear
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you have to ask their parents to date someone?
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allard
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Just for respect bro
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rawr_iliketacos
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bro? ha, maybe they're like, religious or something.
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fisheatsbear
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well when your like 16 maybe but when you get older or If you live like across the country, parents don't really matter.
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dan13mey
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Last I recall we aren't in the 1930's.
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23Lollipop15
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Im 16 and my family does it, it's all about resect. If you can stand up to my Dad and military brothers? You're in. (:
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Raeser
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It's fucking ridiculous, American jumbo. Why just don't date, fuck and do whatever with anyone you want, since it's none of the parents business.
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Dale_shackleford
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This is from France...
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gooner4life
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yeah i again reiterate the previous 2 MAN UP.
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mylifeisover1305
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1/2/5 I agree
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OneHottBaby
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#1 . ;)
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KurouTenshi
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Maybe it would make you feel better if your girlfriend asked your mom if she can take you out on a date?
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meiz91
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thatd be probly even more embarrassing lol
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Tonsy
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then he can hand his girlfriend his nuts cuz at that point he won't deserve em
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PsychoMerk
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don't even trip about it :0
my mom always looks angry -_- so naturally everybody is scared to go near her :0
my mom always looks angry -_- so naturally everybody is scared to go near her :0
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theinfamousgazma
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that's a crying shame old stick, perhaps your tendancy for traditional politeness and manners is frowned upon, but in all honesty sir, YDI for fearing a young ladies mother, take a bottle of champagne to her family and prove your gentlemancy! x
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bidoof_fml
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Are all FMLs written by 14 year olds now?
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rgt154
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it's starting to look like it. hey little boys and girls, no one gives a shit about ur gay life, nothing u do is as important as u think, stay off fml. and op, obviously u don't care bout this chick, and FYI parents arnt that bad, grow a pair
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Nice_but_Unlucky
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ur the one that has a pokemon as a picture... just saying
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bidoof_fml
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No, I'm actually a real pokemon.
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totes_sucks
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Nothing wrong with pokemon.
Whining about non-existent problems? That's juvenile.
Whining about non-existent problems? That's juvenile.
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bugmenotmofo
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"Now?" There's two categories of FML idiots with kids and idiots who are kids.
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pepper3434
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WHOA. WHOa. WHoa. Whoa. Whoa. Wait you two have been together a year, and have never actually been out? Hmmm. Screaming "fake" to me.
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Sun_Kissed18
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Normally I'd say so too but I know a couple like this and surprisingly, they are failing. Well what do you know! Sex doesn't keep everything together.
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totes_sucks
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115- Sometimes both, those are the funniest ones.
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LilaBear
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Actually, I've come across several young adults (eg. college aged) who will ask parents permission to date a girl. Not common but it does happen, it's just a respect thing.
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XxRayRayxX
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pussy, just ask, the worst they can do is say no
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OneHottBaby
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Or, it can be like another FML where the worst thing wasnt no. it was himm getting kicked inn the nuts and getting called a douchebag. Justtt sayin'. ;)