Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that every time my boyfriend has cutely joked...

By Rachel - 12/02/2016 06:26 - United States - Burton

Today, I found out that every time my boyfriend has cutely joked about my clothes not matching while we're just lounging around the house, he's really been hoping I would catch on that he thinks I look like a slob. FML

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By whyme - 13/07/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML

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By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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By mybfthecrossdresser - 20/01/2015 15:08 - Australia - Scarborough

Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2020 08:08

Today, I dressed cute to surprise my boyfriend of 2 years. Instead of being happy or impressed about it, he accused me of cheating and dressing up to impress a new guy he'd made up in his head. FML

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By Crystal - 08/03/2010 21:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I showed my fiancé the darling Tinkerbell hoodie I'd bought myself during the weekend. Instead of liking it as I'd hoped, he told me my childish wardrobe was embarrassing, and he wasn't going to be seen in public with me until I wore something different. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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Nice try

By Nina - 21/04/2023 04:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I ran into my roommate coming home at 9 a.m. She was wearing nice clothes, but somehow looked a bit run down. Figuring she was just coming back from a fun night out, I poked fun at her for coming home wearing last night's getup. Turns out it was a fresh outfit. FML

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Wait, what?

By Sally - 24/07/2009 09:04 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and began changing clothes in the same room that my boyfriend and I were in. I quickly got annoyed and angry and when I began questioning her about it she just laughed while saying, "Oh relax, it's not like he's never seen me naked before." FML

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By Sam - 03/02/2009 22:38 - United States

Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML

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Be careful what you wish for…

By Sady_Ct - 15/05/2019 12:12

Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML

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achoo123 13

Friday 12 February 2016 16:51

Lounging around is the time meant to be comfortable. Why would he think you're a slob for wanting to be comfortable?

Tarlachia 33

Friday 12 February 2016 16:55

Go on, woman. Let your claws out and walk around your house naked. Then, when he decides he wants to get frisky with you, sternly tell him, "No, sorry, I'm not good enough for you apparently."

Comments

masschris 17

Friday 12 February 2016 16:50

But do you look like a slob?

thatguy206 27

Friday 12 February 2016 16:51

it doesn't matter if your relaxing at your own house.

MRVOlivia2 15

Friday 12 February 2016 16:50

That's awful. I hope he gets over it. You have a right to be comfortable at home.

Colon_Man 17

Friday 12 February 2016 18:54

True dat. Every second I spend inside of my doors is spent in pajamas. I live like Hugh Hefner, minus the girls... and mansion... and money...

achoo123 13

Friday 12 February 2016 16:51

Lounging around is the time meant to be comfortable. Why would he think you're a slob for wanting to be comfortable?

bandaidstations 28

Friday 12 February 2016 16:52

I think he looks like an asshole. You're just hanging around the house there's no need to dress to impress.

Tarlachia 33

Friday 12 February 2016 16:55

Go on, woman. Let your claws out and walk around your house naked. Then, when he decides he wants to get frisky with you, sternly tell him, "No, sorry, I'm not good enough for you apparently."

eatmor2 9

Friday 12 February 2016 16:55

I'd take the hint, OP

fakedsincerity 32

Friday 12 February 2016 17:23

Yeah take the hint and tell him he's an ass. Being comfortable at home is a pleasure everyone should have.

xx000o 27

Friday 12 February 2016 21:47

All this time I never realized that there was a dress code for lounging.

whysojealous 18

Friday 12 February 2016 16:59

If it's your house, then you can wear whatever you want

Dexter83_fml 17

Friday 12 February 2016 17:00

How did this pass ??

mintymandy 11

Friday 12 February 2016 17:04

Who cares how you dress in your own home? That's your haven, you can do what you want. If he doesn't like it, he can suck it. Who does he think he is, a Kardashian?