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The happiest place on Earth

By Anonymous - 27/05/2022 00:01

Today, we were supposed to go to Disneyland but we got in a blazing argument. Then this morning I woke up to my alarm clock disabled, he was gone, my ticket was in the kitchen shredded, and when I rang him the bastard was in the first class lounge, waiting to get on the plane without me. FML

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By rinala - 01/07/2012 07:07

Today, my boyfriend decided to start an argument and storm off the train we were on. Two stops later, ticket inspectors hopped on the train. He had our tickets. FML

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You deserved it 3 228

Teenage jealousy

By Anonymous - 22/06/2022 16:00

Today, we missed our flights to our dream honeymoon destination, which we were lucky to get with so many flight cancellations, because my selfish stepdaughter anonymously called the airline to report us for drug smuggling, all because I married her dad this afternoon. FML

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You deserved it 981

Enjoy yourself, I guess

By Anonymous - 15/02/2017 01:00 - Spain - Las Palmas

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the airport for some much needed vacation time. We arrived on time but were stopped at the gate when they told me I didn't have the right passport. The plane left without me. My girlfriend did too. FML

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You deserved it 1 301

By overseasbummer - 14/11/2014 19:09 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my wife and I had an argument serious enough to end our marriage, while overseas on vacation, with my whole family present. Three more days of awkward tension until we get to fly home and it all ends. FML

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You deserved it 3 918

By His name is now "Cunt" in my phone - 05/04/2017 14:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML

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You deserved it 422

By fuckbucket14 - 14/04/2012 22:56 - Egypt - Hurghada

Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML

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You deserved it 12 134

Disney dreams

By onthetoilet - 04/01/2010 22:20 - France

Today, I was supposed to go to Disneyland with my family, but I woke up with explosive diarrhea. So while they are at the happiest place on Earth, I'm stuck on this toilet left to imagine that the splash from my crap is a splash from Splash Mountain. FML

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You deserved it 3 325

By wherefelix - 03/07/2009 08:01 - United States

Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML

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You deserved it 9 519

Guess I'm going to Boston

By Anonymous - 27/02/2023 16:00

Today, I woke up with a hangover. Reading my texts and emails, I then sort of remembered that in my drunken haze I'd booked a non-refundable flight to the wrong city for the same day. FML

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You deserved it 1 018

By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Gilroy

Today, I was heading out for my flight to Australia. I'd put a padlock on my luggage to keep my wallet and passport safe, only to realize way too late that I'd left the key at home. I couldn't get at my passport and ended up missing my flight and my whole vacation along with it. FML

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You deserved it 9 537

D J's MOM 17

Friday 27 May 2022 12:50

I like the sabotage idea, but instead you could change the locks, move, and pawn all his shit to pay for your own trip to the Bahamas and find a hot man who treats you nice.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 27 May 2022 5:05

Phone an anonymous tip to the airline about the bomb in his luggage. Rat him out and he won't see The Mouse.

Comments

AzraelAngelus 15

Friday 27 May 2022 1:20

Divorce

RichardPencil 30

Friday 27 May 2022 5:05

Phone an anonymous tip to the airline about the bomb in his luggage. Rat him out and he won't see The Mouse.

MidnaLink 33

Friday 27 May 2022 6:34

I normally don't care for this kind of thing, but I agree. He deserves that for making you miss the flight.

J_Free_Woods 28

Monday 30 May 2022 6:08

Nothing is anonymous these days. Calling in a fake bomb at an airport is the equivalent of yelling fire in a crowded theater. To top it off It can be anywhere from a gross misdemeanor to a felony to call something like that in. Either way it is a fine of at least 10,000 and five years in prison, not jail.

MorganHex 28

Friday 27 May 2022 6:33

dump/divorce. change the locks while he's gone and put all his stuff out on the front lawn

D J's MOM 17

Friday 27 May 2022 12:50

I like the sabotage idea, but instead you could change the locks, move, and pawn all his shit to pay for your own trip to the Bahamas and find a hot man who treats you nice.