Today, I was sucking on a Tic Tac. Just as I was starting to get into it, the Tic Tac suddenly shot down my throat. After a minute of coughing and gagging, it came back up… out my left nostril. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I took a cough drop to soothe my sore throat, only to choke, gag, and spend the next ten minutes at the point of vomiting because the bitter lozenge got stuck in my windpipe. FML
Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML
Today, I was smoking a cigarette while watching the meteor shower. I was just about at the filter and as I was taking my last drag, my friend decided to scare me from behind, and I accidentally sucked the whole thing in my mouth. They don't go out immediately when in your mouth. My tongue hurts. FML
Today, I tried to get a Chloraseptic tablet for my sore throat. As soon as I put it in my mouth, I got the urge to sneeze. When I sneezed, the force of the sneeze caused me to accidentally spit it out… right into the trash. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML
Today, I was suffering from an asthma attack, so I grabbed my inhaler and took a puff. This was probably very disturbing for the earwig which had somehow made my puffer its home, as I discovered when it shot into my mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
Today, all was going fine until I had a tickle in my throat, which turned into a coughing fit. Only to cough for the last time and shart my pants. FML
Today, while eating a BLT sandwich, I unexpectedly sneezed a lump of bacon up the back of my nose. It has just taken 6 hours of unpleasantness to snort the lump back out. Not how I wanted to spend my day off. FML
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Top comments
SooShee 0
Cool party trick!!
purplecowchik 5
I'm jealous.. I wish I could be cool enough to do that!!
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Comments (207)
crauen 0
that's funny as hell!
mahimalil 0
that's gross let's hope u didn't eat it if u did ur stupid
CitizenSnipz 0
that's stupid I hope u don't post ever again if u do ur stoopid.
TheDrifter 24
I hope it wasn't peppermint. Peppermint burns.
Charlotteeexx 0
THAT IS SO COOL.
lovin_darkness 0
That's AWSOME, though i guess the gagging and choking part would suck
xxgallardolp560 5
has anyone ever told you that you look a lot like Rory from Gilmore Girls?
yuggi1 11
O.0 Huh? I JUst realized that you were replying to some other girl in the app version of this FML... with the same # as me (WTF?).
FYLDeep 26
People always suck on mints to freshen their breath but you being up a good idea. Maybe we should be giving the mint a good pass through the sinuses too and make sure there's no foul oder coming from there as well.
FYLDeep 26
bring*
CitizenSnipz 0
^ DIS.
Niaa_fml 0
Odor*
JamesTheGiraffe 5
today I was laying down when my blanket flew off of my body. I found it...in my closet. FML
yuggi1 11
How does did relate? 0.o Oh and the creepy, old neighbor from across the street pulled your blanket with a thin wire sticking from your window. Where he likes to ogle young ladies. xD lol jk
newzealand 28
#22 what are you doing? and blatantly fake
Scoty12C 6
loser
Neex_fml 0
at least someone here sees that this FML is totally fake!to get from your trachea (your wind pipe) it would have gone up through your pharynx (the part where your two pipes separate) then it would be in your throat at the back of your mouth. if it somehow went up in your nasal cavity I don't think you would feel it and you'd have to sneeze it out like a booger.
newzealand 28
this is awesome, you deserve a medal
jummpy117 0
I wanna eat it!!!
JimmySullivan 0
Thats what he said.
alex1502 0
lawl
xX_LilSammie_Xx 4
I think I speak for most when I say "win"