By Intoxicunt - 01/08/2010 18:51 - United States
Intoxicunt tells us more.
I did NOT go back to get them! God, can you people NOT read? Read ALL of the other comments where I explain what happened. I'll repeat it. I did not go back for them. Again, I did not go back for them. How many times do I have to fucking say it!?!?
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First of all in toxic CUNT I don't think that by airborne saying that at least you're not being shot at in Afghanistan, doesn't mean that that's all he reads cause he's reading you're instead of an fml moment it's a I'm so effing retarded moment. He may just have a relative or he himself can be in the military hints the name :durr: I have my bro in the military and it's his third trip out there so I take it to offense when you say that that's not worth reading people should know what's going on over there. *oh and I had posted a comment but it didn't show up so I sent another. Just in case they both show up.
You fail to understand what's going on here. He said "boo fucking who(sic)", which implies, "You cannot complain about anything or call it an FML unless it involves being shot at." That's stupid. I respect the military as much as most people. I just hate when people come on here and give this line about everyone sucking it up because it could be worse. YES, people should be grateful for how easy their lives are by comparison. But that's not the point of the site!!! The point is to share funny fail moments. And go fuck yourself. You're calling me retarded because I forgot something? Yeah, I bet you've NEVER done that. At least I can understand people's comments.
*headdesk* I DID NOT GO BACK TO GET THEM!!!!! Ok, let me explain this AGAIN. I was tubing. I stopped on a bank. When I continued down the river, I forgot the shoes there. When we were done tubing, we could not find the trail to the car. So we cut straight through the woods to the car. -This is where forgetting the shoes becomes a big deal- I had to walk barefoot to the car. Not back to get the shoes. To. The. Car. Bitch above me, read the description of the site. If you want to hear people say, "Today, I'm happy because I'm not starving to death, being raped, or being shot at," GO TO ANOTHER SITE. Idiot.
Oh I guess I shoulda read it better then. I guess I fail. anyways you coulda wrapped something around them if there was shit digging into your feet. you still deserve it for forgetting though because if you were perfect that wouldn't have happened. common sense!...
Anyway in that case you probably should have gone back to get them since you must have realized you were barefoot and if not it mustn't have been that bad. But I'm not thinking right today so I suppose you have an excuse for that too. Anyways I'm not mad or anything just tryna understand.
I'm not mad either, I just type emphatically when I'm typing fast or frustrated. It was upriver a couple of miles when I realized. I can't swim/tube upriver, so I just forgot them. The next person probably found them lol. #83, yet another person who doesn't get it. :/
I said "go to another site" and you said there is no such? LMAO. So, FML is the only site on the internet. Haha, good to know. Guess I hallucinated all those others. #91, Whoa. That sucks! I ran into a snake, but it got out of my way. :) #94, yes, RAAAAAGE. Other person whose number I don't remember, no, it was Blackwater.
The only snakes I can recognize are Coral, Rattle, and King. It wasn't any of those. It was probably venomous, but I've lived in the South all of my life, so snakes don't freak me out. They always run from me. One time, this baby one was beating its tail on the ground. He didn't have a rattle; he was just hitting his tail. I walked like 6 inches away from him and he ignored me. I think they're cool. We have a King Snake in our backyard now. He helps our terrible vole problem. X_X
#160, no it's not. Otherwise, they'd post horrible stories, instead of, "Today, I flew a toy helicopter into my face. FML" Read the site description. #159 down there, no, it did not occur to me, since I was TUBING down the river, not WALKING. It occurred to me hours later when I started walking the two miles. Apparently, the concept of a short break before RESUMING down the river is yet another concept no one can understand. FML readers massively fail.
First of all; TEAM INTOXICUNT. #89 While you may in fact be right that literacy may not be the most important/helpful thing in the wilderness, your stupidity certainly won't help you anywhere. Also, if you think that getting laid solves bitchiness you may want to step back and look at yourself. It obviously hasn't helped you, and by just saying that you lead me to the conclusion that you're about as slutty as it gets. #160 If you had actually bothered to read the FML properly in the first place, you may have noticed the 'down the river' part.
Well, how do you think they did it in the old days... YDI for not being in touch with your ancestors... and nature!!!!
yup 33 great minds think alike cuz i do that too except I lost my virginity while tubing to a cactus. I grabbed more virginity hoping I wouldn't lose it this time but I did it again. Yes I know what virginity is I just wanna start a flame war like the one all the way up there ^
You should have used hats or scraps of clothing as makeshift shoes to protect your feet. LoL OP (Intoxicunt) aren't you the person I got into an argument with over one FML that involved a girl not being able to sleep in her room when her brother came into town? I think you were. Can't say I'm sorry your feet hurt. It could have been avoided. You kinda deserved it.