FML : Today, I found out that, while not exactly probable, it is definitely possible to squirt yourself in the eye with breast milk. It burns. FML

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Today, I found out that, while not exactly probable, it is definitely possible to squirt yourself in the eye with breast milk. It burns. FML

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You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 20 November 2017 06:00 /

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7565948 - Monday 20 November 2017 6:25

Pro tip: it’s a lot easier if you pump the breast milk, put it in a bottle and then use that to squirt it in your own eye.

You’re welcome in advance!

By katluvr | 21

#7565968 - Monday 20 November 2017 9:02

When I had my first child, I was amazed by how many different directions the milk would squirt. And it's also amazing how sticky it is, which is probably why it burned. Should come with a warning: "Not intended for intra-ocular use. "

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By Madrias | 36

#7565943 - Monday 20 November 2017 6:17

Bullseye!

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7565944 - Monday 20 November 2017 6:18

The same reason why people don't check if their muzzle is clear by looking in it.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7565948 - Monday 20 November 2017 6:25

Pro tip: it’s a lot easier if you pump the breast milk, put it in a bottle and then use that to squirt it in your own eye.

You’re welcome in advance!

By katluvr | 21

#7565968 - Monday 20 November 2017 9:02

When I had my first child, I was amazed by how many different directions the milk would squirt. And it's also amazing how sticky it is, which is probably why it burned. Should come with a warning: "Not intended for intra-ocular use. "

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RichardPencil | 27

#7565970 - Monday 20 November 2017 9:23

Sounds like the text of the least sexy boob tattoo ever!

By Joshua Hutcheson | 5

#7565992 - Monday 20 November 2017 11:25

Protip: Your baby will more than likely scratch their sensitive face with their razor nails. Put breastmilk on it and it will heal faster.

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tacosaurus121314 | 6

#7566715 - Wednesday 22 November 2017 9:07

it's also good for cradle cap! And dry skin in general

By Takegami | 21

#7566211 - Monday 20 November 2017 23:44

Glad I'm not a woman

By tonyfan00 | 38

#7566267 - Tuesday 21 November 2017 5:44

Someone, somewhere, has discovered that this is their fetish.

By bltoth | 8

#7566459 - Tuesday 21 November 2017 18:11

They must be perky.! Safety goggles next time.

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