By Anonymous - 20/11/2017 06:00

Today, I found out that, while not exactly probable, it is definitely possible to squirt yourself in the eye with breast milk. It burns. FML
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Pro tip: it’s a lot easier if you pump the breast milk, put it in a bottle and then use that to squirt it in your own eye. You’re welcome in advance!

When I had my first child, I was amazed by how many different directions the milk would squirt. And it's also amazing how sticky it is, which is probably why it burned. Should come with a warning: "Not intended for intra-ocular use. "

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The same reason why people don't check if their muzzle is clear by looking in it.

Pro tip: it’s a lot easier if you pump the breast milk, put it in a bottle and then use that to squirt it in your own eye. You’re welcome in advance!

When I had my first child, I was amazed by how many different directions the milk would squirt. And it's also amazing how sticky it is, which is probably why it burned. Should come with a warning: "Not intended for intra-ocular use. "

Sounds like the text of the least sexy boob tattoo ever!

Protip: Your baby will more than likely scratch their sensitive face with their razor nails. Put breastmilk on it and it will heal faster.

it's also good for cradle cap! And dry skin in general

Glad I'm not a woman

Someone, somewhere, has discovered that this is their fetish.

They must be perky.! Safety goggles next time.