Today, I found out that, while not exactly probable, it is definitely possible to squirt yourself in the eye with breast milk. It burns. FML
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Madrias
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Bullseye!
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Lobby_Bee
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The same reason why people don't check if their muzzle is clear by looking in it.
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RichardPencil
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Pro tip: it’s a lot easier if you pump the breast milk, put it in a bottle and then use that to squirt it in your own eye.
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katluvr
| 22
When I had my first child, I was amazed by how many different directions the milk would squirt. And it's also amazing how sticky it is, which is probably why it burned. Should come with a warning: "Not intended for intra-ocular use. "
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RichardPencil
| 28
Sounds like the text of the least sexy boob tattoo ever!
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Joshua Hutcheson
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Protip: Your baby will more than likely scratch their sensitive face with their razor nails. Put breastmilk on it and it will heal faster.
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tacosaurus121314
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it's also good for cradle cap! And dry skin in general
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Takegami
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Glad I'm not a woman
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tonyfan00
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Someone, somewhere, has discovered that this is their fetish.
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bltoth
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They must be perky.! Safety goggles next time.
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